Here are all of the other things you could be listening to instead of Fetty Wap, right now:

1. Aaron Carter

Don’t remember this little munchkin? He had frosted tips before JT did (no one fact check that). But who could forget his hit classics like “Aaron’s Party” or “I Want Candy”? Aaron’s style of music is just all around a good-tween time, so how could you possibly go wrong pressing play on this guy when you go for your aux-cord takeover?

2. Frank Sinatra

It’s the OG “My Way” not featuring Remy Boyz, but instead featuring some angelic vocals and smooth brass instruments. Everyone will be swing dancing and waltzing around your petite dorm in old-timey swing fashion in no time. Frank also has two eyes as opposed to Fetty’s one, so you better bet he’s got a better handle on any scene than the pirate rapper.

3. Iggy Azalea

I get it, there’s a certain level of annoyance that Fetty Wap achieves in his songs that would measure about a solid 12 on the pH scale of baesicness (not a typo, party people). If you’re looking to turn that up all the way to a 14, consider blasting your speakers on level 10 with a hit by Iggy such as “Black Widow” or that other one that sort of sounds like Eminem’s “Rap God” but only because you can’t understand anything that she’s supposedly saying/singing/spitting.

4. Whale and Dolphin Noises

Really want to switch it up? Try some animals sounds to turn up to; it’s very exotic, almost as exotic as whatever Trap house Fetty is referring to in all of his hits. What better way to get the crowd going than some ocean sounds. V chill stuff in this soundtrack.

5. Mozart

If you’re looking for someone that doesn’t have a glock in his ‘rari, this is your guy. He slays the piano rather than the rap game and instead of dropping beats he drops some strings while shredding his violin. Related artists include Bach, Beethoven, and Charles Debussy.

6. Wes Walker- "Jordan Belfort"

Don’t worry Fetty fam, there are other songs out there about makin’ money and throwin’ bands around. Take this one for instance! You know who Jordan Belfort is, or at least the Leo DiCaprio version of Jordan Belfort. So if you’re looking to learn a few things about how to better your future and overall financial status, you might gain some knowledge by listening to the new, up and coming, never-heard-of-’em-and-probably-never-will dude Wes Walker (significantly different from football star Wes Welker please note) saying the name “Jordan Belfort” over and over again. Really inspirational stuff. You better get used to it too, because he’s most likely not f*#$ing leaving.

7. Omi- “Cheerleader”

How could you just not love this song??!!!?!?!? It’s not like you haven’t heard it enough!!!

8. Meek Mill

I’m kidding, Meek isn’t alive anymore. If you’re wondering what happened to him, ask Drake.

9. Silence

You could always go the “no music, no music” route because that’s always a fun one. In any case, it might be better than listening to a song about stoves and baking. You can create your own ratchetness in the trap without the theme song to go along.

No disrespect to Fetty. He's on the fast track right now and heatin' up. So carry on all you {trap} queens out there.