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65 Things I Never Thought I Would Say, But Then I Had Roommates

Number 24 has so many possibilities, it's a little unreal!

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65 Things I Never Thought I Would Say, But Then I Had Roommates
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I can only hope that you, yourself, at some point in your life have roommates half as great as mine. They are completely insane and ridiculously awesome. They are great because they are there for every family trouble, tough break up, and failed a class. College has given me a lot of tough times. Sometimes you can't wait to get back to school, and sometimes you can't wait to leave, but we all know we are in this together.

1. You didn't like my post!!!

2. When you're done doing laundry in the sink, let me know.

3. When was the last time we vacuumed?

4. Can I get a ride? You can say no.

5. Let's drop out together and move to Mexico.

6. Why is there a pole in the shower?

7. Sorry.

8. Have you heard _______ (insert new country song here)?

9. Whose underwear is in the bathroom?

10. Do bears eat with their hands?

11. It smells like garlic in here.

12. Want to come to the store with me?

13. Wanna watch "New Girl"?

14. Wife me UP!!!

15. Do you need the desk? I can work on the floor.

16. Sonic Run?

17. Why is there no food?

18. This is so gross, taste it!

19. Do we have new neighbors?

20. You haven't moved since I left for class...

21. We need to have more friends over!!!

22. Seriously, why do we never have any food?

23. Hey, way to go! You put pants on!

24. If I _______ do you think they'll still give us our deposit back?

25. Are you going to the store? Can I come?

26. Sonic Run?

27. You look so good!

28. Don't judge me if I wear these pants again today...

29. I tagged you in something!

30. Are you going home this weekend?

31. Want to go to the gym later?

32. How many days 'til break?

33. Will you take my chicken out of the freezer for me?

34. *Somebody sneezes* "Quarantine the sick!"

35. Ugh. I need to workout!

36. Can I borrow your perfume?

37. We should send out Christmas cards!

38. We're great, I don't understand why we're still single.

39. When are you coming back?

40. Does my fish look dead?

41. You smell sooo good!!

42. Why is the water off again?

43. I'm going on an idea walk!

44. Who's driving?

45. We're out of toilet paper!!!

46. AHH! I totally bombed that exam...

47. You didn't park next to me? I see how it is.

48. Library?

49. When can we get a dog?

50. Sonic Run?

51. Are these dishes clean?

52. Help! My bra is stuck!

53. The A/C vent is frozen again...

54. What did I just step on?

55. Will you go get the laundry with me?

56. Did you see [high school friend] is engaged? That's amazing!!! They are so cute together.

57. Are you gonna finish that?

58. Don't forget, rent is due the first!!!

59. Are they going to charge us for these missed shot holes in the wall all around the dartboard?

60. Have you checked the mail recently?

61. Which bananas are mine?

62. ROAD TRIP!

63. Wanna go to the journalism building later, I have so much homework!

64. What time do you get out of class?

65. Who let us room together?

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