- Looking like a hot mess in public and not caring.
- That off-chance of you looking like a hot mess when you see cute boys in public and you're trying to avoid being seen.
- Not knowing which filter to use for Instagram.
- Praising whoever invented waxing.
- When you have $15 on your debit card to get you through next week.
- When you should be paying attention in class, but creeping on that cute boy's Facebook is much more important.
- Seeing that your ex-whatever-he-is downgraded, but you definitely upgraded.
- Getting that 2 A.M. booty call to come over so you guys can "Netflix and chill," but ignoring it because you'd rather "Netflix and chill" by yourself.
- Taking off your bra and pants is the first thing you do when you get home.
- Constantly questioning why boys are so dumb.
- Craving pizza like 24/7.
- Always wanting to nap.
- Always wanting to be productive.
- Feeling really happy when your underwear and bra match.
- Feeling like you're the next Queen when you look fancy.
- Feeling like you're the next Beyonce when you look hot.
- Texting your friends asking what they're wearing that night to base what your outfit will look like.
- When your eye makeup isn't even on both sides.
- When you try do winged eyeliner but fail epically.
- Sending a risky text and having a slight anxiety attack.
- He didn't text you back.
- He texted back totally rejecting you.
- No one noticing your new haircut.
- Having the perfect pregame playlist.
- Having the perfect drunk girl anthem playlist.
- Finding holes in your leggings and being legitimately upset about it.
- When you want to go out but nothing looks good on you.
- Ruining something the first time you wear/use it.
- Clearing your Instagram search history constantly.
- Sitting in a towel for hours after you've gotten out of the shower.
- Feeling your freshly shaved legs because it's like pure silk.
- Taking 30 selfies but only liking three of them.
- When you look really good but have no where to go to show off.
- Sitting down in the shower to shave your legs.
- Getting into deep thought while you're sitting down in the shower.
- Looking forward to getting your period just to reassure yourself that you aren't pregnant.
- That terrible moment when you know you started your period.
- Looking at our own social media accounts to see what it looks like to the public.
- Practicing cute faces in the mirror for future selfie usage.
- Being upset when two inches of your hair gets cut off.
- Trying to take a cute pictures with your friends and some idiot photobombed every photo.
- Swapping stories about what happened last night.
- Laughing about what you did last night.
- Regretting what you did last night.
- Periods being the second worst thing to happen down there.
- Childbirth being the first worst thing to happen down here.
- Getting a pimple in a very noticeable spot right before a very big event.
- Constantly being called a "female driver" or "bad driver."
- Finding any excuse you can so you don't have to put on a bra or pants to do something.
- Not being able to touch literally anything because you just got your nails painted.
- Looking fantastic in heels but being in pain the whole time.
- When he read your message 20 minutes ago and hasn't replied.
- Being in the same room as his ex-girlfriend or old hookup buddy, and you're just not really sure what to do.
- Getting made fun of automatically if you can't do something the right way.
- Being made fun of for choosing "girly drinks" over beer, because they do in fact taste better and make you bloat less.
- Holding some random girl's hair in the bathroom while she pukes but you really want to go flirt with that guy who's waiting right outside for you.
- Having a resting b*tch face, and always being that told before people met you they actually thought you were a b*tch.
- That butterfly feeling you get when he puts his hand on your thigh while he's driving.
- When he puts his arm around you for the first time and it's in front of his friends.
- Letting your friends borrow something and it gets returned to you in worse condition, and they're response is, "I swear it was already like that."
- Stopping yourself from going into Target because you'll end up spending $60 on stuff you don't really need, but you just have to have it because its Target.
- Checking the "Going" list on a Facebook event to see who all is going, and determining if you want to deal with those people.
- Waking up with random bruises on your legs and never having an explanation for how you got them.
- Burning yourself with your flat iron on your neck and people think its a weird hickey for the next two weeks.
- After experiencing any drama or mental breakdown, you need to pour yourself a big glass of wine.
Health and WellnessSep 01, 2015
65 Things Every Girl Can Relate To
Being a female is a blessing and a curse at the same time.
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