A new semester is upon us once again and all college students are back in their respective dorms, apartments, or houses. Just as the transition home is weird, heading back to college and independent living takes some adjusting to as well. Here are just a few thoughts every college student has during their first few days back at school.
1. Is break really over?
2. I swear it just started.
3. I have new classes tomorrow.
4. What do I wear?
5. Wait, why does my house smell different?
6. I don't remember how to use this coffee pot.
7. I have to be responsible again??
8. I don't remember how to do that.
9. I don't want to adult.
10. I miss my cat.
11. I still can't believe the semester starts tomorrow.
12. What classes am I taking again?
13. What exactly do I need to bring to class?
14. I don't think I have any pencils.
15. I miss my house.
16. And my family.
17. And my bigger fridge.
18. Where are my classes?
19. I don't remember how to get there.
20. I still don't know what I'm wearing to class.
21. What time do I have to wake up?
22. There is no way I can actually pull off waking up and taking care of myself before class.
23. I'm hungry.
24. I have no food.
25. I don't want to go grocery shopping.
26. Mom?
27. I still need a pen.
28. What do I do with all of my stuff from last semester?
29. Should I throw it out?
30. Will I ever need it again?
31. I'll just figure it out next semester.
32. I should really get a job.
33. Or go work out.
34. But I really want to take a nap.
35. My roommate says I should take a nap.
36. I will run tomorrow.
37. I need to look up my class schedule again.
38. I should really write that down.
39. I miss my cat.
40. Why is this fridge so tiny?
41. I need more food than this.
42. I forgot how broke I am.
43. I need a job.
44. I should try to go to bed early.
45. Does 1:00am count as early?
46. Who's going to wake me up in the morning?
47. What if my phone doesn't go off?
48. I'm going to sleep through my first day of classes.
49. Will syllabus week actually happen?
50. Should I buy this textbook?
51. Nope.
52. My room is a mess.
53. That would be my life.
54. I wonder if I have class with anyone.
55. If I have one more class with him...
56. I haven't fully recovered from last semester.
57. Help.
58. I understand why they write college survival books.
59. I need one.
60. Why didn't I get one for Christmas?
61. Help.
62. I don't want to.
63. When is Spring Break?
