There are two types of people in this world: Those who answer approximately 5 seconds after the last delivered text message, and those who take their precious time (these are the worst kinds of people).
Here's 60 ridiculous thoughts that run through our heads when he decides to not answer his damn phone.
1. Sh*t. That was definitely a risky text.
2. It's been 10 seconds. No need to freak.
3. Alright, it's been 5 minutes, where the f*ck is he?!?!
4. Maybe he's studying?
5. Just kidding. He doesn't study.
6. Maybe he went to the bathroom.
7. I should probably go to the bathroom.
8. How long is he taking in there?
9. He should be back by now. Why isn't he back?
10. Crap, why isn't he answering me?
11. I'm not crazy.
12. Am I crazy?
13. Should I text my friends for advice?
14. Never mind, I won't listen anyways.
15. Let me see if he's on his Facebook chat.
16. Active an hour ago. Okay, this is good.
17. Hm, let me stalk his photos.
18. Who is that girl in the low-cut romper?
19. I like that romper.
20. Why is his arm around her?
21. Why is she writing on his wall?
22. What a slut.
23. Oh no, what if they're hooking up...
24. Should I ask someone?
25. No, don't be creepy.
26. But, I want to know.
27. Let me stalk his Instagram.
28. Crap, he has a lot of likes.
29. Like over 100+ are girls.
30. Including that girl.
31. She's pretty.
32. He's totally talking to her also.
33. I wonder how many other girls he's talking to.
34. That d*ck.
35. Let me Twitter stalk.
36. Why is he following so many girls?
37. Should I look at his favorites?
38. No, this is getting weird.
39. I only met him a month ago.
40. Do you think he knows I'm stalking him?
41. F*ck it, I'm looking anyways.
42. Why'd he favorite that girl's selfie of her working out?
43. Wow, her ass looks great.
44. It can't be real.
45. I probably should hit the gym soon though.
46. Wait, why don't I just send him a Snapchat?
47. Always go for the subtle Snapchat.
48. Or is that too pushy?
49. I wonder who his best friends on Snapchat are.
50. Damn you, Snapchat update.
51. Whatever, I'm done.
52. He's a little f***boy.
53. I barely liked him anyways.
54. Except, those eyes.
55. And that body..
56. Never mind, not over it.
57. Where are the tissues?
58. I think I need Ben and Jerry's and a hug.
59. *answers 2 hours later*
60. He's not so bad...
