60 Thoughts Girls Have When Getting Their Eyebrows Waxed
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60 Thoughts Girls Have When Getting Their Eyebrows Waxed

Just close your eyes and repeat "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

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60 Thoughts Girls Have When Getting Their Eyebrows Waxed
  1. How have I gone this long without getting my eyebrows done?
  2. I look like Frida Kahlo
  3. Or Oscar the Grouch
  4. I’ll try this new place, I have a coupon!
  5. …that expired yesterday.
  6. Oh a five minute wait? Yeah that’s fine.
  7. I guess I’ll just listen to these old ladies talk while I wait.
  8. Wow.
  9. Holy crap!
  10. Miranda did what??
  11. Oh my god, why I am getting so invested in this house-wife drama?
  12. I hope I’m never this old.
  13. She’s right though, Ted really should help out more around the house.
  14. This Asian lady is walking towards me, I hope that means it’s my turn.
  15. Oh. Nope, she just walked away.
  16. Maybe I should just leave.
  17. It’s been well over five minutes.
  18. But it would be so awkward if I left…
  19. And I’ve already been here for ten minutes.
  20. Ugh, okay. I can read this three months old People magazine.
  21. Obviously just as I get to the good stuff they’re ready for me.
  22. Alright, this couch is comfortable enough.
  23. I wonder who the last person to lay on this was…
  24. Where do I put my hands?
  25. On my side?
  26. No, that’s uncomfortable.
  27. On my belly?
  28. I feel like this looks weird, but whatever.
  29. Should I keep my eyes closed?
  30. Do I talk to her while she does this?
  31. Are we just going to be silent this whole time?
  32. Yup, okay, I guess we’re doing this now.
  33. Oh god, she put the hot wax on.
  34. It kind of feels good, actually.
  35. Oh god, oh god, oh god, she’s about to pull the paper off.
  36. IT’S GOING TO HURT LIKE A BIT-
  37. That wasn’t that bad!
  38. I bet my face looked really weird.
  39. I wish I didn’t tense up so much in front of her.
  40. Deep breaths.
  41. You’re okay.
  42. Here comes the second strip…
  43. AHHHH-
  44. I’m fine, I’m fine.
  45. RELAX YOUR FACE, ARIELLE!
  46. She’s doing in between my eyebrows?
  47. I didn’t even know that was a problem area…
  48. Is she done? Can I open my eyes?
  49. I’m going to open them.
  50. Oh, okay, she’s in front of me with tweezers.
  51. * pluck * OW.
  52. * pluck * OW.
  53. * pluck * What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
  54. * pluck * How the hell am I going to give birth if I can’t sit through this?
  55. She put lotion on my eyebrows, I think that means I’m done.
  56. Wow, they look amazing!
  57. I think?
  58. Did she actually do anything?
  59. Like, I think so… right?
  60. Right?
  61. Do I hug her now?
  62. I think I should.
  63. She looks like she wants a hug.
  64. She didn’t want a hug.
  65. She wants my credit card.
  66. See you next month!
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