- How have I gone this long without getting my eyebrows done?
- I look like Frida Kahlo
- Or Oscar the Grouch
- I’ll try this new place, I have a coupon!
- …that expired yesterday.
- Oh a five minute wait? Yeah that’s fine.
- I guess I’ll just listen to these old ladies talk while I wait.
- Wow.
- Holy crap!
- Miranda did what??
- Oh my god, why I am getting so invested in this house-wife drama?
- I hope I’m never this old.
- She’s right though, Ted really should help out more around the house.
- This Asian lady is walking towards me, I hope that means it’s my turn.
- Oh. Nope, she just walked away.
- Maybe I should just leave.
- It’s been well over five minutes.
- But it would be so awkward if I left…
- And I’ve already been here for ten minutes.
- Ugh, okay. I can read this three months old People magazine.
- Obviously just as I get to the good stuff they’re ready for me.
- Alright, this couch is comfortable enough.
- I wonder who the last person to lay on this was…
- Where do I put my hands?
- On my side?
- No, that’s uncomfortable.
- On my belly?
- I feel like this looks weird, but whatever.
- Should I keep my eyes closed?
- Do I talk to her while she does this?
- Are we just going to be silent this whole time?
- Yup, okay, I guess we’re doing this now.
- Oh god, she put the hot wax on.
- It kind of feels good, actually.
- Oh god, oh god, oh god, she’s about to pull the paper off.
- IT’S GOING TO HURT LIKE A BIT-
- That wasn’t that bad!
- I bet my face looked really weird.
- I wish I didn’t tense up so much in front of her.
- Deep breaths.
- You’re okay.
- Here comes the second strip…
- AHHHH-
- I’m fine, I’m fine.
- RELAX YOUR FACE, ARIELLE!
- She’s doing in between my eyebrows?
- I didn’t even know that was a problem area…
- Is she done? Can I open my eyes?
- I’m going to open them.
- Oh, okay, she’s in front of me with tweezers.
- * pluck * OW.
- * pluck * OW.
- * pluck * What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
- * pluck * How the hell am I going to give birth if I can’t sit through this?
- She put lotion on my eyebrows, I think that means I’m done.
- Wow, they look amazing!
- I think?
- Did she actually do anything?
- Like, I think so… right?
- Right?
- Do I hug her now?
- I think I should.
- She looks like she wants a hug.
- She didn’t want a hug.
- She wants my credit card.
- See you next month!
EntertainmentJun 30, 2015
60 Thoughts Girls Have When Getting Their Eyebrows Waxed
Just close your eyes and repeat "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
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