Everyone that I know is super excited that fall is here! Everyone except me, that is. Of all the seasons, fall is by far my least favorite. And here are six reasons why I am not a fan of fall:
1. Fall = sicknesses
For me, I know fall is coming when my throat gets all scratchy and I start sneezing. Every fall, without fail, I get some sort of illness. Whether it be your simple allergy attack, common cold or an upper respiratory infection, I will catch something. So, sorry if I'm not a fan but I don't really enjoy being sick.
2. Attack Of The Orange
I'm not sure who sat down and decided that orange was going to be the official color of fall but I need to have a serious conversation with them. I am not, nor have I ever been, a fan of the color orange. For some reason, I associate it with vomit but I honestly feel nauseous whenever fall comes because everything has to be orange. I literally can't even deal!
3. What do I wear?
I literally don't understand fall from the simple perspective that I simply don't know what to wear during the fall? My summer clothes aren't warm enough but my winter clothes will be too much for fall. And then my spring clothes are too "bright" for the fall. So when I tell you I don't understand fall, I literally don't. What is this foreign concept?
4. Fall doesn't really exist in South Carolina.
Honestly, in South Carolina, what most people consider fall doesn't really happen here. There's no gradual weather change here. It's hot and then it just gets cold. That's how it happens. There is no in between there is no easing into it. Here, honestly it goes from summer to winter so I've never understood why everyone would get so excited about fall?
5. I can't go outside. 
Because I can never figure out what the weather is going to do or what to wear in the fall, I tend to just stay inside and do nothing. But that's not healthy. Being immobile makes me gain weight and that's not what I want. But I can't go outside plus I don't want to, so...
6. Discontinuation Of My Favorite Flavors
There are certain products, especially frozen beverages, that are only available in the summer and when falls comes, I can't have them. I don't like when companies decided when I can have things. I think that that's cruel. I wish fall wouldn't come sometimes just so I could keep drinking my frozen strawberry lemonades.
So while all of you are having Halloween parties and celebrating the new season with an array of pumpkin spice flavored beverages, I'm gonna be sitting inside gaining weight and hiding from all the orange-colored things.
