He’s almost always on your mind. You hate to admit it, but the attraction is undeniable. He’s just so hot and spicy and is probably what you had for lunch. That’s right, he’s Chipotle

But if you think about it, Chipotle is actually everything you look for in a relationship, and here are some reasons why.

1.He’s hot. Everyone knows that the key to a good relationship is to keep things steamy, and boy, does Chipotle do a great job of that. As soon as you walk through the door you hear the sizzle, as each of your senses are heightened. You’re so eager to get that warm bundle of joy in your hands that you have to consciously stop yourself from getting a skip in your step.

2. He smells good. Entering Chipotle means doing your nostrils a favor. The instant smell of deliciousness cooking on the grill is like an aphrodisiac for your senses. Calvin Klein, you might have just found yourself your newest fragrance.   

3. He’s reliable. Entering adulthood leaves us with many questions, but one thing is for sure, Chipotle will always be there for you. He’s there to get your day going by 10 a.m., give you an afternoon pick-me-up, or be there for a dinner date after a long day. Most importantly, he’s there for you whenever you need him. Even if no words are exchanged during the meal, it’s nice just having him there.    

4.He’s consistent. No matter where you go, you can always count on Chipotle to have the same set up. You don’t even have to wait for the person behind the counter to give you your choices before you answer; you could make this order in your sleep. Your anxiousness builds as your eyes move down the line in anticipation. Even if you happen to notice one of your toppings is missing, you wait patiently, because you know it will be there soon. He would never let you down like that. 

5. He’ll never leave you. Chipotle is your Jack Dawson; he’ll never let go. In your previous relationships, you and your partner grew up and grew apart, but that will never happen with you and Chipotle. The connection you two have is simply too strong. Basically, you can be sure that if you love him, he will always love you right back.       

6.All the girls want him. Part of being a girl in college means developing a strange obsession with Chipotle. And if you haven’t, you’re just wrong. If there were a universal guide to being a girl in college, Chipotle would have its own chapter. Another chapter would be on how much you love having what everyone else wants. You strut down the street with your little brown bag full of happiness, pretending not to notice the jealous glances of passers-by. You smile with a sense of accomplishment, knowing you’re finally on your way home with your soul mate.