6 Hilarious Christmas Songs
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6 Hilarious Christmas Songs

And favorite lines from each of them!

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6 Hilarious Christmas Songs
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Any good holiday calls for a good chuckle! If you're in for one this season, just listen to these!

1). "Santa Baby" 

"Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue

"I'll wait up for you, dear"

"Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot"

"Santa honey one thing I really do need, the deed

To a platinum mine"

"Santa baby, forgot to mention one thing little thing, a ring

I don't mean on the phone"

2). "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" 

"Mom says a hippo, would eat me up but then

Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian."

3). "Christmas in the Sand" 

"It could've been the sun

It could've been the sea

It could've been my childhood fantasy

I saw Santa in his bathing suit"

"I must have had too much to drink

'Cause Rudolph's nose was shining green, I think."

4). "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" 

"Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If Daddy had only seen

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night"

5). "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" 

"You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Grandpa we believe."

6). And, finally, the best for last: "The Twelve Pains of Christmas"   

Favorite part: the whole thing!!

Listen to at least one of these songs and you'll be in for a real chuckle!

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