Any good holiday calls for a good chuckle! If you're in for one this season, just listen to these!
1). "Santa Baby"
"Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue
"I'll wait up for you, dear"
"Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot"
"Santa honey one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine"
"Santa baby, forgot to mention one thing little thing, a ring
I don't mean on the phone"
2). "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
"Mom says a hippo, would eat me up but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian."
3). "Christmas in the Sand"
"It could've been the sun
It could've been the sea
It could've been my childhood fantasy
I saw Santa in his bathing suit"
"I must have had too much to drink
'Cause Rudolph's nose was shining green, I think."
4). "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
"Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night"
5). "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
"You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa we believe."
6). And, finally, the best for last: "The Twelve Pains of Christmas"
Favorite part: the whole thing!!
Listen to at least one of these songs and you'll be in for a real chuckle!