6 Confessions Of An English Major

6 Confessions Of An English Major

I may not know everything, but I sure as hell know MLA format.

I feel like most of the time people have English Majors pretty much figured out. There are different types of English Majors but more of than not we are coffee addicted book nerds who will correct your grammar if necessary. Maybe none of these confessions will be a surprise to you, but here are six confessions of an English Major.

1. I feel at home in aesthetically pleasing coffee shops

I feel at peace when I find a nice coffee shop that matches my English Major aesthetic. This coffee shop does have to include good coffee because I usually need a good jolt of caffeine before I can even think about writing. You may be judging my insta for the plethora of latte photos, but those lattes and the coffee shops that make them are necessary for my survival.

2. I hate kindles

Give me a real book please. I bought one of the original kindles because the idea of being able to bring twelve books on vacation without actually having to pack twelve books in my suitcase seemed like English Major nirvana. While it was definitely convenient, I missed the feeling of holding a book and turning actual pages.

3. If you can’t speak proper English we can’t date

If you say “aint” in practically every sentence then we can’t date. I’m sorry. Along with this if you text me please use punctuation. If you ask me a question there better be a question mark at the end.

4. I haven’t read every single classic book

I feel like whenever people ask me if I’ve read a certain classic novel and I say no they are shocked. Do people honestly think that all English Majors have read every single classic book? We have likes and dislikes. For instance, I really am not a fan of John Steinbeck. I’ve read “Of Mice and Men” and “The Grapes of Wrath” thanks to high school reading requirements, but I don’t plan on reading any of his other works.

5. I will actually pass on a night out if I’m reading a good book

If I’m reading a good book don’t even bother asking me to go out that night because the answer will be no nine out of ten times.

6. I may not know everything, but I sure as hell know MLA format

I think I could format a paper in MLA format in my sleep at this point. The only problem with knowing MLA so well is that when I had to write a paper in another format for one of my general education classes I didn’t know what to do with myself.

So if you ever need to find me check all the coffee shops and bookstores because there is a high chance that’s where I’ll be. Also, I apologize in advance if I offend you when I correct your grammar even though I’m only trying to help you out.

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To The Girl Struggling With Her Body Image

It's not about the size of your jeans, but the size of your heart, soul, and spirit.


To the girl struggling with her body image,

You are more than the number on the scale. You are more than the number on your jeans and dresses. You are way more than the number of pounds you've gained or lost in whatever amount of time.

Weight is defined as the quantity of matter contained by a body or object. Weight does not define your self-worth, ambition or potential.

So many girls strive for validation through the various numbers associated with body image and it's really so sad seeing such beautiful, incredible women become discouraged over a few numbers that don't measure anything of true significance.

Yes, it is important to live a healthy lifestyle. Yes, it is important to take care of yourself. However, taking care of yourself includes your mental health as well. Neglecting either your mental or physical health will inflict problems on the other. It's very easy to get caught up in the idea that you're too heavy or too thin, which results in you possibly mistreating your body in some way.

Your body is your special, beautiful temple. It harbors all of your thoughts, feelings, characteristics, and ideas. Without it, you wouldn't be you. If you so wish to change it in a healthy way, then, by all means, go ahead. With that being said, don't make changes to impress or please someone else. You are the only person who is in charge of your body. No one else has the right to tell you whether or not your body is good enough. If you don't satisfy their standards, then you don't need that sort of negative influence in your life. That sort of manipulation and control is extremely unhealthy in its own regard.

Do not hold back on things you love or want to do because of how you interpret your body. You are enough. You are more than enough. You are more than your exterior. You are your inner being, your spirit. A smile and confidence are the most beautiful things you can wear.

It's not about the size of your jeans. It's about the size of your mind and heart. Embrace your body, observe and adore every curve, bone and stretch mark. Wear what makes you feel happy and comfortable in your own skin. Do your hair and makeup (or don't do either) to your heart's desire. Wear the crop top you've been eyeing up in that store window. Want a bikini body? Put a bikini on your body, simple.

So, as hard as it may seem sometimes, understand that the number on the scale doesn't measure the amount or significance of your contributions to this world. Just because that dress doesn't fit you like you had hoped doesn't mean that you're any less of a person.

Love your body, and your body will love you right back.

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Don't Be Afraid of Changing Your College Plan

It really isn't THAT bad...


I can't claim to have any deep wisdom on life, but I at least have some good experience with a highly turbulent college career. I started as a game design major in a tech college in Rochester, NY, transferred to a college in Texas, and now I'm an English major at CofC.

My college life has been something of a roller coaster.

But I regret none of it. Maybe it would have been easier to stick to the track I was on initially, but I would never have been fully satisfied with it. Now I've finally found my place and, even though it may have taken a lot of shifting around, it was undoubtedly worthwhile.

I don't mean to say that everyone who is slightly dissatisfied with their major should transfer all over the country and change their major(I had to sacrifice the ability to get a minor because of the path I took, so I wouldn't recommend it to most people). I just believe that if you find yourself not liking the classes that are vital to your major or if you can't find a place at your current college, then changing your major or transferring isn't as horrible as you might imagine.

When I started college I was completely confident in what I wanted to do and what my future would look like. I thought it would be ridiculous for someone to stray from their initial path. That idea led to me deciding to transfer later than was smart.

I think everyone should know that having to change your plans for the future, sometimes in dramatic ways, isn't a bad thing. No matter how scary transferring and changing majors can seem, many people have done it before you and many will after, you aren't alone.

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