“The Oscar Goes To…” were the four most anticipated words in Hollywood last night. I, along with the majority of the country, tuned in to the 87th Oscars hosted by Neil Patrick Harris. It was a night full of gowns, champagne, awards and Hollywood’s biggest names. Here are 54 thoughts I had while watching the 87th Oscars.

1. The oscars are starting… OMG.
2. GO, NEIL, GO!
3. Anna Kendrick is perfect.
4. Jack Black is awesome. 
5. Oprah don’t act confused when NPH said you’re rich.
6. Scruffy Channing Tatum is BAE.
7. Channing should host the Oscars next year. As Magic Mike. GENIUS.
8. Thanks, JK Simmons, for reminding me to call my parents.
9. I should call them, right now.
10. But then I’d miss some of the Oscars.
11. I’ll call them after it’s over.
12. I wonder if my parents be asleep by then.
13. Anastasia Steele is here. Where is Christian?
14. Sing to me, Adam Levine.
15. Behati.. That was Behati. Hi, Behati.
16. Miles Teller. Is. Playing. Drums. I. Can’t. Breathe.
17. Neil is in his underwear in front of millions of people. Enough said.
18. Dear Foreign Film Winners, I know you’re from another country, but the music means SHH. So SHHH.
19. Oh my, he’s talking over the music.
20. Still talking.
21. FINALLY.
22. This musical performance is everything FAR from awesome.
23. If I had to sing on a spinning platform, I would be so dizzy. 
24. That poor man has to push the platform in circles. LOL!
25. I want a lego oscar.
26. Channing Tatum playing with his lego oscar is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
27. I wonder if I could make myself one.
28. I bet I could. I just need to find me some legos.
29. Neil, no one cares about your predictions.
30. GLORY! GLORY!
31. Everyone is crying, except me.
32. Should I be crying?
33. Idina Menzel, that isn’t Glom Gazingo. That is John Travolta.
34. Oh, I get it.
35. If I was John, I would start singing Let it GOOOOO.
36. John, get your hand off of Idina’s face.
37. Scarlett Johanson cut her hair. I LOVE IT.
38. OMG! Sound of MUSIC! YAAS.
39. Let’s start from the very beginning. How do you solve a problem like Maria?
40. Captain Von Trap is ONE HUNK OF A MAN.
41. Gaga better not mess this up.
42. Woah, her voice is amazing.
43. Lady Gaga, you’re my favorite thing, right now.
44. * GASP* Julie Andrews is on stage.
45. Julie, you are QUEEN.
46. The winners of Best Original Screenplay from Birdman just used their Oscars to cheers eachother.
47. *SQUEALS* Eddie Redmayne has to be the most adorable human being in Hollywood.
48. OMG.. He just squealed.
49. Julianne Moore is beautiful.
50. Oh my gosh. These predictions BETTER be worth it.
51. Wooahh, how did he do that?
52. Birdman has won half the categories.
53. Neil, you were amazing but, I miss Ellen. THE ACADEMY NEEDS TO BRING ELLEN BACK.
54. It’s 2015 and Leonardo DiCaprio still hasn’t won an Oscar.