Remember that night you were the drunkest you've ever been? Now, how about the morning after? Or in this case, the whole day after. We've all had our fair share of horrible hangovers. The ones that keep you in bed all day, chugging water, and praying you can keep a piece of toast down. If you can remember your worst hangover, then you're too familiar with these thoughts.

1. Where am I?
2. Oh wait, this is my bed. Hi, bed.
3. Why is the room spinning?
4. Nope, the room isn't, just my head is.
5. I need water.
6. Am I still in my going-out clothes?
7. Yup. But at least I took my shoes off.
8. Oh well, one shoe is still on. A for effort.
9. My head is pounding. Must find Advil.
10. I’m pretty sure if I move right now, I’ll throw up.
11. Unless I already threw up…
12. Where did my memory go?
13. What did I even drink last night?
14. Wine, vodka, beer, tequila...
15. Ah no, I can’t think of alcohol right now or I will definitely throw up.
16. I'm never drinking again.
17. I’m just going to stay horizontal in bed all day.
18. But I’m hungry…and I NEED water.
19. Getting out of bed right now might result in death.
20. Yes, I’m positive that if I even roll over right now, I will throw up.
21. Is this what dying feels like?
22. I should check my phone log.
23. OMG. Did I call my mom last night?
24. Oh good, only 23 seconds, must have been a butt dial.
25. But I did text every person in my recent messages.
26. [Scrolls through messages.] “I love you,” “You’re da bomb,” “Xoxo,” “ILY.”
27. At least I’m lovey dovey when I’m drunk?
28. It could be worse, right?
29. Nope, it’s still embarrassing.
30. Who is “Blonde Girl in Bathroom” and why is she in my contacts?
31. I still need water.
32. Why hasn’t teleportation been invented yet?
33. Should I call my roommate for help?
34. No, she’s probably just as hung over as I am.
35. Maybe I’ll go back to sleep.
36. [Checks time.] It’s 1 p.m. already? How?!
37. That explains the blinding sun.
38. I’m definitely coming back from the dead.
39. My friends are going to be drinking again in just a few hours.
40. I’m staying in tonight.
41. [Dozes off to sleep.]
42. What the hell? Where am I?
43. Oh, hi bed.
44. Crap, it’s 4 p.m. and I’m still hung over.
45. How is this possible?
46. I must be setting a world record for longest hangover of all time.
47. I guess I’ll get that water now.
48. [Checks phone.] My friends are going tohappy hour.
49. Joke's on me. How are they even alive?
50. I can’t go out…
51. Major FOMO kicking in.
52. Ugh, well maybe I’ll go and not drink…
53. Wait, isn’t drinking more alcohol the best hangover cure?
54. BRING IT ON!