1. AHGGGHH, why is my alarm going off this early!
2. My bed is so comfy and I just know that class is going to be boring, can’t I just stay here?
3. YES ALARM CLOCK, I HEAR YOU.
4. Fine. I’ll get out of bed, but I won’t be happy about it.
5. Do I have to look nice?
6. Do I have to put make-up on?
7. Nope. Not doing it.
8. But what if there’s a cute boy in my class?
9. Shit. I’ll put make-up on.
10. (Looks at bed longingly) “Soon, my love…”
11. (Looks at clock) Shit, I was supposed to leave five minutes ago.
12. But I’m not ready...
13. Fine. You win this round school.
14. Why do all these people look so nice for class?
15. Ugh, I made out with that person last semester. ABORT MISSION.
16. (Looks at ground as he passes by.)
17. I played that one cool. Go me. I deserve an award.
18. It’s not too late for me to go back to my apartment...
19. No. I’m doing this. I am already committed.
20. I hate this building.
21. Stairs? Architects hate me.
22. How. Many. Stairs. Can. There. Be?
23. This class is so full.
24. Gen Eds are so dumb.
25. I don’t want to be here.
26. I’m pretty sure the professor doesn’t even want to be here.
27. But, alas, here we are.
28. This class is going on for-ev-errrr.
29. Finally. It’s over.
30. I still have two more.
31. Gotta move buildings. Good. I hate this building.
32. More stairs...
33. Okay, this class isn’t that full.
34. I hope that doesn’t mean that I’m required to participate.
35. Mandatory attendance?
36. We’re taking notes? It’s syllabus week. Slow your roll, professor.
37. Is it nap time yet?
38. My phone went off but I can’t check it.
39. What if it’s important?
40. I can make it through this class without checking it.
41. This teacher talks so slow. Is it going to be this way all semester?
42. I can’t deal with that.
43 .She’s the only one that teaches the class though, and it’s required.
44. Guess I’ll have to change my major.
45. No, that’s a bad idea.
46. Waaaaaaah.
47. IT’S THE MATH FLOOR WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? MATH IS NOT FUN.
48. Is this class over yet?
49. I just want to go home.
50. 5 more minutes!
51. Another 15 minutes and I’ll be laying in my bed watching Netflix and stuffing my face.
52. I am really hungry.
53. This class is over! TG.
