- Holy crap, I'm tired.
- **Sleeps for a week straight to make up for the sleep that was lost during the 10 months at college**.
- "Chill mom, unpacking is a process. It'll get done."
- Why am I still so tired?
- One word. Four letters. It means love in many languages...FOOD.
- Is this what real food taste like?
- Mmmmm, this bed is so big, and large. WHERE HAS IT BEEN ALL THIS TIME?
- Why couldn't they give us bigger beds in the dorm?
- Bigger beds would've made college the absolute perfect place.
- Can I go back to school yet?
- So, this is what it feels like to not have to pay to use the washer and dryer...I like it.
- Do I really need to ask before I leave the house?
- Am I actually going to have to live here for the next two months....
- I eat more here than I did in college because I'm so freaking bored all the time.
- So, you're telling me this has no ramen in it?
- Parents are cool for a while, until they try to tell me what to do....
- A curfew? Really?
- I lived on my own for 10 months, and I came home whenever I wanted to. Now you're going to try to give me a CURFEW?
- But I made it out of school in one piece, didn't I?
- No, a curfew ain't gonna fly.
- Someone adopt me, please.
- Can college adopt me? That'd be bomb.
- If college adopted me, does that mean I'd get free tuition?
- I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
- I'm suffering from a ramen deficiency.
- Okay, I need to be productive this summer.
- I should get a job....
- Or take classes at the community college....
- Or I could watch Netflix....
- Netflix is productive, right?
- Is this what it feels like to not be stressed out all the time? I can dig it.
- WHY IS NOTHING IN WALKING DISTANCE FROM HERE?
- How long until I can go back to college?
- Will my hometown appreciate my sorority/fraternity t-shirts as much as my college town does?
- Does my local community college have fraternities?
- And if so, does that mean there's fraternity parties?
- And if the answer to that is yes, is it acceptable for me to attend said fraternity parties?
- If they ask me "Who do you know here?" WHAT DO I SAY?!?!?!
- ...Community colleges don't have fraternities.
- My college friends are so much cooler than the people I hung out with in high school.
- **Counts down days until school starts again**.
- "Yes mom, I'm STILL unpacking. It's not going to magically get done at the snap of a finger."
- Is it still acceptable to eat this late at night?
- Sooooooo where are the good bars around here?
- ...You know, the ones that aren't crawling with older people.
- Do those exist here?
- Why can't I just live out of my suitcase and moving boxes for the next two months?
- WHY DO MY PARENTS INSIST ON ME UNPACKING?
- Wow. College has made me a worse driver.
- Is that even possible?
- Because I was a bad driver even before college....
- Can I go back to school now?
- I'm definitely staying at school next summer.
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