Weekends are an eventful time. As girls, we're faced with a whirlwind of parties, texts, outfit choices, and very little opportunities for sleep. Each Friday and Saturday we are faced with the same difficult decisions like whether we should wear that one bodysuit or text that one boy. Here are just a few things I've heard more than a few times.

1. Are you going out?
2. Please come out with me
3. What are you wearing?
4. Can I borrow that one bodysuit?
5. Does this make me look fat?
6. Is this too much?
7. Do I need a jacket?
8. Are we ubering or walking?
9. Are you drinking?
10. Will you take this shot with me?
11. Do you have any chasers?
12. This tastes like shit
13. I’m actually so f*cked up
14. Guys the uber’s here
15. Will you split it with me?
16. How cold is it?
17. I have a few addresses
18. Where are we pregaming?
19. Will you take a pic with me?
20. I’m posting this
21. Don’t post that I look so bad
22. Wait send me the pics
23. Do you like this edit?
24. Which filter is better?
25. Help me think of a caption
26. Can you airdrop them to me?
27. Is this cute or do I look scary?
28. Can you tell this is edited?
29. When is prime posting time?
30. Go like my pic
31. No one’s liking this wtf
32. Text me the address
33. Text me when you get home
34. This is weird can we leave?
35. Oh my god ____ is here
36. Should I text him?
37. I wanna ask him to hangout but I can’t double text
38. Look at ______s snap story
39. He snapchatted me guys
40. I can’t open it yet it’s only been 1 minute
41. Get in this pic with me
42. I have so much homework why I am going out?
43. Are we day drinking?
44. Should I go to ______s?
45. I’m not hooking up with him we’re just hanging out
46. Don’t text him
47. Help me type a response?
48. Oh my god I drunk texted him again
49. What did I do last night?
50. How many shots did I take?
51. I need to nap
52. I have so much to do