We all know that school down the road with the tacky color combination and very weird mascot. They like to find ways to put down the great institution of Clemson University in any way possible. But have you seen their school colors? Garnet and black, ew. Orange and purple just seem to stand out more, they are more vibrant, and definitely a more memorable color combination. All of that being said, here are a few things I would rather do than wear garnet and black:
1. Wear orange.
2. Wear purple.
3. Wear green.
4. Wear blue.
5. Wear yellow.
6. Wear pajamas in public.
7. Wear a trash bag to class.
8. Drop my iPhone without a case.
9. Step on a LEGO.
10. Read a dictionary cover to cover.
11. Delete my Netflix account.
12. Eat ice for every meal.
13. Slam my finger in a car door.
14. Lose my wallet.
15. Lose my student ID.
16. Lose my car keys.
17. Have my car towed.
18. Walk to class in the rain with no umbrella.
19. Go to Chick-fil-A on Sunday.
20. Use toilet water as eye drops.
21. Go to the DMV.
22. Go on a Tinder date.
23. Get stood up on a date.
24. Never go on a date.
25. Wear socks and Chacos.
26. Wear Crocs.
27. Write a 10 page paper the night before it's due.
28. Never go to class.
29. Fall asleep in every class.
30. Have my hard drive crash.
31. Have my cell phone self-destruct.
32. Jump out of an airplane.
33. Jump out of an airplane without a parachute.
34. Eat raw hamburger meat.
35. Bite my tongue.
36. Bite my cheek.
37. Stub my toe.
38. Break my leg.
39. Break my dominant hand.
40. Break both hands.
41. Go to Clown College
42. Have a conversation with a telemarketer.
43. Take a freezing shower.
44. Accidentally like a 67 week old picture.
45. Become a vegan.
46. Deep clean a frat house after a party.
47. Hot glue Cheetos to my eyebrows.
48. Shower in Texas Pete.
49. Try to submit an assignment at 11:58 with Eduroam.
50. Literally anything.
