50 Thoughts You Have While Painting Your Nails
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50 Thoughts You Have While Painting Your Nails

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50 Thoughts You Have While Painting Your Nails
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Every girl who's ever painted her nails can relate.

  1. Alright I need to pick a color
  2. Shit, I never took my old nail polish off
  3. Where’s the cotton balls
  4. Oh well I’ll just use a paper towel
  5. Damn this isn’t coming off, how many layers did I paint on?!!?
  6. Whatever, this is good enough I am covering them with a different color anyways
  7. Ok time to file these babies down
  8. Do I want them pointy - that’s the trend right?
  9. Or is it round shaped?
  10. Or maybe square?
  11. Shit, lemme google it
  12. A long round point it is!
  13. Welp my nails barely extend past my finger
  14. Soo we’re going with a smooth short curve shape..
  15. Ugh my ring finger nail is so long and beautiful
  16. Do I file it down to match the rest of my ugly, stubby nails?
  17. I guess so
  18. Goodbye one beautiful nail *sighs*
  19. Finally time to paint!
  20. Should I use base coat?
  21. Oh screw it, I don’t have time for that sh*t
  22. I want a fun summer color
  23. Nothing too flashy
  24. But something that says I’m classy, fun, and goes with every outfit
  25. Hmmm
  26. All I wear is black, so should I paint them black?
  27. No, black is too depressing for the summer
  28. Let’s go with pale pink
  29. You can’t go wrong with this color - it’s so basic
  30. Ok, I’m a righty so lemme paint my left hand first cause it’s easy
  31. One coat done
  32. *Blows on nails for 5 seconds*
  33. Ok it’s probably dry, next coat!
  34. F**k
  35. It was too soon
  36. Whatever I’ll make it work
  37. Okay left hand done
  38. Now how the hell do I paint my right hand
  39. “MOM ARE YOU HOME?? MA??” *no answer*
  40. Well I guess I’m doing this myself
  41. How hard can it be
  42. Here we go
  43. Wow am I incapable?
  44. I got more polish on my finger than my actual nail
  45. Oh well, hopefully no one notices
  46. Top coat will make everything look better
  47. *Globs on thick layer of top coat*
  48. They look great, gotta send a snapchat to everyone
  49. DONE AND DONE
  50. Wait I have to pee… damnit
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