Well I'm not entirely sure how, but I survived freshman year. It filled with ups and downs and can definitely be looked on as a learning experience.
Now that summer is close to an end, I've spent a lot of time thinking about my next adventure: sophomore year.
Here are 50 thoughts that have most definitely crossed my mind (and maybe yours) while laying in bed stress-eating thinking about sophomore year.
1. I'm so excited to not be a freshman!!!!
2. Wait, my classes aren't as easy as last year...
3. But I'm not longer the baby of the school, so that's a plus.
4. Which means I can't act as immature in public...
5. HAHA WHO AM I KIDDING HOY MINOY BRING IT SOPHOMORE YEAR!
6. I wonder if any of the freshmen boys will actually be cute???
7. Probably not.
8. I can't be that girl, right?
9. Eh, we'll see.
10. Freshmen boys will be too doe-eyed and clueless about everything, I wouldn't wanna deal with that.
11. Aww, I'm gonna really miss being doe-eyed and clueless.
12. Wait, I'm really gonna actually miss freshmen year...
13. Maybe I'll just wear my lanyard around my neck the first week of classes just to relive my experience.
14. Haha wait, I'm actually going to do that imagine how funny that could be!
15. No, who am I kidding? Being an upperclassman is going to be great.
16. Now that I actually know how to college, every day is going to be a party.
17. Hahaha I'm definitely going out on move-in day.
18. And the next day...
19. Who am I kidding the whole first week will basically be a party.
20. It's syllabus week, a no judgment zone.
21. Maybe I'll get my life together this year?
22. Probably not.
23. I should probably stay on a strict workout schedule so I don't gain as much weight as I did freshman year.
24. Maybe not, though.
25. If I just avoided drunk ordering Papa John's every weekend I feel as if I could eliminate a few pounds...
26. And I guess I don't need a donut at every Saturday morning brunch...
27. But then again #yolo.
28. Omg, if I say yolo again I might actually get mistaken as a freshman.
29. Ah, freshman year, though. The memories.
30. I wonder if Halloween will be more successful this year?
31. Yeah, I've already planned out my costumes, Halloweekend will be lit.
32. I can't forget about every college kid's second favorite holiday — St. Patrick's Day!!!!
33. I should probably start drinking about 10 water bottles a day to prepare my body for college.
34. My mind is completely focused on my social life, not my academics, can you tell I'm going to be an upperclassman?
35. I'm sure I'll find an appropriate balance between my social life, my school work, and my job this year.
36. I mean, after all, I'm a sophomore, right?
37. I can give dirty looks to the freshmen on the quiet floor of the library now, and it's totally warranted because my school work is way more important than theirs.
38. Wait. Oh god. The library is gonna be a jungle with all of those eager freshmen.
39. All hell will indeed break loose if some freshman tries to take my usual table in the dining hall, though.
40. Hahaha, wait my school is THAT small that I have a "usual" spot in the dining hall. I love my college.
41. I'm still laughing at the fact freshmen will look at me and think I've got this whole college thing figure out.
42. JUST REMEMBERED I'M GONNA HAVE A CAR ON CAMPUS BOOYAH.
43. I'm so glad I'm going into next year knowing my roommate, sucks to suck freshmen.
44. I hope this year doesn't go as fast as freshmen year did.
45. I really hope there are no more burnt popcorn or fire alarm fiascos this year.
46. I can't wait to make so many more memories with all of my bffs.
47. This is the year I get my 4.0 GPA.
48. Hahahahhahahaha.
49. I need to stock my room with crackers, Advil and plenty of Gatorade if you catch my drift.
50. Sophomore year: a sh*t show featuring me.
