In high school, I never received any snow days, because I lived right by the Lake. Coming to college, I thought, oh, wow, I'm going to get more snow days, because people have to commute and walk 20 minutes across campus.
Wrong. Completely wrong. I've been at Kent for three years now and I think I've had maybe four snow days. Doesn't matter if it's negative 10 with two feet of snow, Kent will not cancel classes. Just accept that and try to accomplish one of these 50 things instead. Your chances are probably better than getting a snow day.
1. Catching a black squirrel.
2. Going to Chipotle and there being no line.
3. Seeing Dunkin' with zero cars in the parking lot.
4. Seeing a frat guy in baggy sweat pants.
5. A frat guy in cargos and crocs.
6. Finding a decent party on a Friday night.
7. Meeting a sorority girl who doesn't love all 200 of her sisters.
8. Meeting a sorority girl who isn't obsessed with one frat.
9. Getting through to the Bursar office.
10. Getting your number one dorm choice freshman year.
11. Having the WiFi work perfectly for 24 hours.
12. Making it through ALEX without wanting to jump off the 12th floor of club lib.
13. Club lib actually becoming a club.
14. Finding a job on campus that you actually want.
15. Getting unlimited free Eastway omelets for a year.
16. Seeing zero cops or swat teams on Halloween.
17. Having a stress free Halloween.
18. Meeting a nursing major who doesn't want to rip their hair out during finals week.
19. Everyone being happy with who is chosen to perform at Flashfest.
20. Kanye coming for Flashfest.
21. Kanye going out to Panini's with you after Flashfest.
22. Becoming a sports school.
23. Having a big student section at any game other than games against Akron.
24. Making it through the wind tunnel without messing up your hair.
25. Walking down the esplanade without seeing someone you know.
26. Making it through the K without encountering protesters.
27. Finding a table with an outlet on the forth floor during finals week.
28. Getting food from Rosie's within 20 minutes on a Saturday night.
29. Not running into someone you know at Mike's Place on a Sunday morning.
30. Seeing a fashion major not put together.
31. Getting into Water Street with a fake.
32. Getting into any bar except Loft with a fake.
33. Getting a selfie with Bev at a frat party.
34. Having good weather on homecoming.
35. Making it to the football game on homecoming.
36. Watching the Flashes win a game on homecoming.
37. Finding out what exactly a Golden Flash is.
38. Not seeing any green on fake patties day.
39. Celebrating real St. Patrick's day more seriously than fake patties day.
40. Knowing the true meaning behind St. Patrick's day.
41. Driving for five minutes without hitting a pot hole.
42. Seeing campus with no construction.
43. Kent's sports teams making it to the finals of something.
44. Parking a car on campus and not getting a ticket.
45. Finding parking on campus.
46.)Getting the larpers to stop larping.
47. Order a Boars Head sandwich without being harassed.
48. Not pass FYE.
49. Have a decent looking student ID on your first try.
50. Being an overall worse school than Akron. Well, actually, a snow day is probably much more likely to happen.
