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50 Shades of Bae: Dating Christian Grey

What it would be like to actully date Christian Grey.

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50 Shades of Bae: Dating Christian Grey

In honor of the 50 Shades of Grey movie having just premiered; I think it’s safe to say we’re all about anything and everything Christian Grey. If he were a non-fictional character, I would be first in line to marry that beautiful man. Of course, fairy tales only exist in movies, but I’m thinking we can bring him to life just for a little while. Here’s what your life would be like if you were to date Christian Grey… or so I would like to think.

When you wake up in the morning he would be by your side with breakfast in bed. 

He would send you flowers while you are at work every Tuesday afternoon like clockwork. 

He would take you out for dinner anywhere you wanted in the city. 

He surprises you with the most extravagant jewelry, which, by the way, makes you look flawless. He pretty much makes Harry Winston look like Forever 21. 

You wouldn’t have to pay for one single thing.

Your weekends would consist of trips in his private jet to Paris or Italy. 

Then there's the occasional visit to his penthouse suite in the city.

When you are sick he will be the first one by your side no matter what. 

He knows your favorite TV shows and will watch them with you at any waking moment. 

He not only knows your favorite Starbucks order, but he actually bought you your very own Starbucks. This was your reaction: 

He cooks you the best food you have ever tasted in your entire life. 

On any given day, you two can lounge around the house in sweatpants and just binge-watch Netflix. Not to mention how hot he looks when he wears sweatpants... 

When you’re upset, he’s the first person to wipe your tears. 

Spend money, on drinks? Why bother… Christian’s got it covered.

His mother invites you to play tennis with her at the country club and introduces you to all of her other wealthy friends. You're stuck sitting there like... 

And people are watching you play tennis like... 

Your love life is the most intense thing you have ever experienced in your entire life. 

His siblings are probably the prettiest people you have ever seen walk before you. 

When you watch him play with puppies it absolutely melts your heart. 

What it’s like when you guys finish each other's sentences: 

What it's like when you guys, kiss:

What it's like when you two show up to party's together: 

What it's like you guys watch sports together: 

You know that at any given moment, he will be there to pick you right up off your feet. 

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