- “All I did was plug it in. I didn’t know the entire city would lose power!”
- “I drank battery acid and nothing even happened.”
- “My mom warned me about you.”
- “No thanks. I’m already wearing socks.”
- “I’m pretty sure we need more than one packet of oatmeal to get rid of all this water.”
- “Guys, I think that’s a thumb.”
- “I’m a doctor! I can’t fix a computer virus. That’s not how education works!”
- “My tattoo is gone.”
- “Did you just say you fell out of a cloud?”
- “You can barely climb into the top bunk of your bed and you want to climb Everest?”
- “I know she’s young and smells weird, but she’ll be good for business.”
- “I thought you said meet, not eat!”
- “I only eat foods that end in the letter t.”
- “Today is the anniversary of my death.”
- “Where did you get a sword?”
- “I thought your hair was naturally brown.”
- “I’ve never been hunted before. This is kind of exciting.”
- “What happened to you pants?”
- “Say that word again and I will personally cut out your tongue.”
- “Aren’t you a little old for an imaginary friend?”
- “Stop it! You’re gonna rip off.”
- “You look bored. Wanna help me rob a bank?”
- “Your email address is what?”
- “Come on, coffee grounds. Let’s go catch us a spider.”
- “I told you he was allergic to water.”
- “Are those skid marks?”
- “My cat just said hello. Aren’t you going to say it back? That’s awfully rude.”
- “That’s my throne, bitch.”
- “Well I believe in ghosts now.”
- “You have a Tumblr, don’t you?”
- I prefer my chicken a little less alive.”
- “Your parents aren’t looking for you anymore.”
- “Put your socks away or so help me god I will stuff them down your throat.”
- “So this is why you don’t like chocolate.”
- “I’ve never seen handcuffs like these.”
- “I think you overestimated your popularity.”
- “Just tell them I sent you.”
- “Is the light supposed to be blinking?”
- “I’m shocked you didn’t get through medical school.”
- “I only frame people for murder.”
- “I thought this was a restaurant.”
- “Oh I’m sorry. I must have missed that class period.”
- “We have shocking news. Most people are idiots. Now to Paul with the weather.”
- “Take this bag to Sullivan street and throw it in the trash. Do NOT look in the bag.”
- “He is missing a limb. I really don’t think one tissue will help!”
- “I color-coded all of your binders instead of sleeping.”
- “He told me we couldn’t be together anymore because I don’t like Oprah.”
- “We have intravenous caffeine if you want it.”
- “I can’t see my reflection anymore.”
- “Sometimes your skin goes transparent. I didn’t know if I should say anything or not.”
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