Happy New Year ya'll! It is that time of year again to make promises to yourself that you know you will never keep!

Every year, I make new year's resolutions that last one week at the most. My new year's resolutions are basically the same every year. The fact that I say that I'll do certain things every year is a clear indication that I never actually stick to my resolutions. I have decided to give up on the idea of new year's resolutions, because they are just too good to be true.

Here are a few things that I say I will do and will absolutely not do:

1. Eat Healthy

This is the absolute hardest thing for me to do. I hate all healthy food. Junk food is my best friend. If it isn't fried and greasy, I don't want anything to do with it.

2. Fix my hair and makeup everyday

I am really bad at doing my hair and makeup. I would rather put some cover up on my pimples, throw my hair up in a ponytail, and call it a day. I have extremely thick hair, so fixing it takes forever.

3. Be a better person

I have an attitude problem, and every year, I say that I'll change. The truth is that people get on my nerves, and that is never going to change. If someone asks me a stupid question, I will always give them a stupid and sarcastic answer.

4. Go to the gym

I don't even have to buy a gym membership, because I have a gym on my college campus. I literally just have to find the motivation to go to the gym. I know that I will never go to the gym though, because I will always have something better to do, like laying in bed and watching Netflix.

5. Don't stress as much

I could not even last a week with this one, because I am the definition of stress. I get stressed out just thinking about trying to not be stressed.

So there ya have it. It is a new year with the same me. I think that I am okay with that though. I like me the way that I am, and you all should too.