5 Times When Your Dog is Most Likely Judging You

5 Times When Your Dog is Most Likely Judging You

No one can truly judge you, except for your dog.
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When I come home, the first thing I look forward to every day is to have my dog greet me at the front door. I could've been gone for 10 minutes, or even a few hours, and the reaction is the same every time: tail wagging, panting, jumping on his hind legs, and just overall excitement and pure joy. That's what I love the most about dogs, everything about them is so pure. Three years ago, I finally got a dog of my own, and being a dog mom has taught me many things. One of the main lessons I've learned from my dog is that no one, and I mean no one, can judge you as hard as your dog can. So, let's go over 5 instances where your dog is most definitely judging you.

1. When you've binge watched the entire season of a show on Netflix (*cough* Stranger Things *cough)

We've all been there - huddled up in our blanket on our couch or bed, sweatshirt on with the hood up, food, drinks, and wrappers scattered all about - when suddenly that dreaded "Are you still watching?" message pops up. The shame you feel there only intensifies when you look over at your dog, who's been faithfully lying next to you the whole time, is staring up at you with those judgmental puppy-dog eyes.

2. When you eat your last bite of food without sharing.



HOW DARE YOU? Those eyes make you feel like a terrible monster, even if it was a chocolate bar that he/she couldn't have anyway . . .

3. When you do that "fake throw" with their tennis ball and they don't fall for it.



After about the fourth or fifth time, it can get hard to trick your dog into thinking you threw the ball when it's just sitting in your hand behind your back. They always give you that look as if to say, "I'm onto you human, and let me just say, I am not amused."

4. When they can see you giving another dog attention, or smell the scent of another dog on you.

When you come home after petting another dog, you can see the betrayal all over your dog's face. They're definitely thinking, "someone in this relationship is being unfaithful, and let me just say, it's definitely not me."

5. When you try to pose them for that perfect Instagram post.

I mean, just look at that dog's face, definitely not feeling this pose. That's probably what makes this Instagram post so great though, that and the fact it has Mike and Steve from Stranger Things.

You are definitely your own worst critic, but if you own a dog, then you know that they judge you harder than anyone else in your life. Even so, they're always there for you during the highs and lows in your life, and they will always stick by your side. So even though they might judge you, they will always love you unconditionally.

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30 Bee Puns To Get You Through The Day

These puns are as sweet as honey.
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There are few things in life that make me happier (and/or make me want to bury my face in my hands and groan loudly) than a well timed pun. This goes double if the pun involves some my favorite insects — bees. There's nothing quite as satisfying as uttering a bee pun when no one expects it, so here is a list of the top 30 bee puns around!

Use these puns to make your grandparents laugh, impress your date, spice up your Tinder profile, make friends with a beekeeper, break the ice at your new job or make everyone in the general vicinity wish they hadn't invited you to come hang out with them. You won't bee-lieve how many of these puns you'll be pollen for! You'll bee-come an instant hit at parties! You'll bee sure to thank me later.

1. "When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."

2. "Bee puns really sting.

3. "Who's a bee's favorite singer? Bee-yoncé."

4. "What's a happy bumblebee's blood type? Bee positive!"


5. "Bee puns aren't that great. I don't get what all the buzz is about."

6. "Wasp are you talking about?"


7. "Naughty bee children really need to beehive."

8. "What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!"

9. "A bee's favorite haircut is a buzz cut!"

10. "What do you call a bee that's a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!"


11. "What's a bee's favorite flower? Bee-gonias!"

12. "Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!"


13. "That bee is talking too quietly, it must be a mumble-bee!"

14. "Bee children take the school buzz to get to school."

15. "A bee's favorite sport is rug-bee."

16. "The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers."


17. "On the first day of class, bee students are given a sylla-buzz."

18. "What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? Buzz off."

19. "Who's a bee's favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso!"

20. "A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb."

21. "When a bee writes a sonnet, they're waxing poetic."

22. "The worker bee decided to take a vacation to Stingapore last year."

23. "A bee that's been put under a spell has been bee-witched!"

24. "Say, these bee puns aren't too shab-bee."

25. "That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!"

26. "Why did the bee want to use the phone? To say hi to their honey."

27. "A bee's favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee."


28. "What's a bee's favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!"

29. "What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!"

30. "Remember, bee puns are good for your health, they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!"

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5 Huge Ways To Help Animals Without Having To Go Vegan

Becoming a vegan isn't the only way you can help animals. You can make such a difference if you do these five things.

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I am an animal lover, to extreme levels sometimes. I save mice from my cats and if there is a spider in the room, no one will squash it on my watch. I can't even go fishing because I feel so bad for the fish, even if they're being thrown back in, I just feel bad that they had to be out of the water, struggling to breathe for any amount of time.

I care for animals so much but there's one part of my life that doesn't reflect that and it has always bothered me. I eat meat and eggs and I drink milk. I'm sure a lot of people have the same dilemma. So I started researching and there are so many ways to help animals in the food industry without having to give it all up.

1. Buy Cage-Free eggs.

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Look on the label next time you buy eggs and make sure it says Cage-Free or Free-Range. Pasture-Raised eggs are the ideal chose if you can find it. The best types of eggs come from chickens who can roam freely and eat insects and plants. The nutrients from this diet will transfer into the eggs, which is better for you than chicken who are fed grains.

Buying eggs that aren't Cage-Free means that you're supporting companies that keep their chickens in a cage that is half the size of a sheet of paper. They are fed a processed diet in a warehouse that never sees any sunlight. These chicken are so close together that they claw and peck at one another. If they didn't already have their beaks removed, which often happens so that they can't fight with the ones smashed beside them. This is animal abuse and is no way to live.

2. Switch to almond milk.

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Almond milk is lactose-free and has 50% more calcium than dairy milk. Best of all, no cows are hurt in the process of making this milk!

Cows living on dairy farms have it really bad. They're all cramped together in one large shed, where is it easy for disease to spread. To produce milk these cows are injected with hormones and antibiotics while eating a processed diet. Not only is this horrible for the cows, but it can transfer to the milk you buy and drink.

3. Avoid buying foods or any products that contain palm oil.

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Palm oil is in a lot of products ranging from packaged bread to laundry detergent. You might not have ever thought it was a problem, but how these companies get the palm oil is truly devastating to the environment and all the animals in it.

Palm oil plantations have cleared out entire rainforests, leaving all of the animals either dead or lost without a home. It is driving orangutans to extinction, along with many other animals close to being gone forever.

Palm oil isn't even that good for you and you can find all the products you want that don't contain it. It is high in saturated fats and can increase your cholesterol levels.

4. Buy "Grass-Fed" beef.

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Local Pasture Grass-Fed beef is the best kind. If you can't find it in stores, you can always find it online. A lot of people think Grass-Fed and Grain-Fed are the same thing, but they are actually completely different. Grass-Fed is just real meat. These cows have happier lives, living in a pasture and getting to graze as they please.

Grain-Fed cows are held in dirty outdoor feedlots and are pumped with hormones and antibiotics, which will transfer to the meat you eat. They live horrible lives, so don't support these companies.

5. Buy fish caught or raised in America.

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There has always been a debate over whether Farm-Raised fish or Wild-Caught fish is better nutritionally and environmentally. From what I have researched, both of them are good as long as they are from America. Both contain about the same amount of nutrients, along with similar mercury levels because frankly, you can't find any fish without it.

America has certain regulations when it comes to both catching and raising all kinds of fish, shrimp, and other sea creatures. For example, in the U.S., the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration regulates wild-catch fishing, enforcing standards that protect the marine environment and fish populations.

Fish farming operations in the U.S. are also strictly regulated. Any water that is released back into the environment must be as clean or cleaner than it was when it came in. Because of these regulations, these sea creatures are healthy to eat and little damage is done to the environment, allowing other animals in the ocean to be healthy too.

These regulations are not the same in other countries, so make sure to buy American.

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