Everyone loves going out of town, but to get there you have to go through the airport- and that's the absolute worst. They never fail to make you feel so beyond uncomfortable and so violated while going through security. On top of that, if you have an early morning flight, everything pisses you off and you just wanna get there already. But while at the airport you probably have some of these thoughts, too:

1. “What if I go off in the security check and they have to strip search me, wow that'd be awkward”

You never want to be that person in the line that holds everyone up because your bag is sketchy, but when in reality you just left perfume in your bag and you completely forgot about the 3 oz rule. Still, you sure as hell do NOT want to be the person that everyone questions that you have to get taken into further security, like a strip search to make sure you didn't keister anything or something weird.

2. “Can everyone hurry up I'm going to miss my flight”

For some reason, everyone in the airport takes their own sweet time, and it seems like you're the only one with a place to be. Even though you’re like 3 hours early for your flight, there's always those two thoughts of, “they're gonna change my flight to earlier and then I'm screwed because ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE SO SLOW!” and the other thought of, “Am I at the right gate?” because you're the only one there weirdly early.

3. That feeling when they come on the intercom and tell you that your flight is delayed

Easily the worst feeling. You're tired of the aluminum benches they call seats already and airport food is nasty, along with that stale smell constant flow of people. It's just a miserable time sitting at the airport waiting for your delayed flight.

4. “If this child behind me doesn't stop kicking my seat I'm going to scream”

If this has ever happened to you, and you've actually said something to the kid, RESPECT. Because it's the worst, most annoying thing in the entire world. Especially when it's a long flight and you're trying to sleep. Then the mom or dad tells them to stop kicking so they start crying, wow, that's just a series of unfortunate events. You're in for it at that point. There's no hope for your ears or your back at that point. Good luck.

5. “So, what's the move if we go down”

The constant thought you have and the intricate plan you make in your head of what you're going to do if this ride ends badly. Mine is always to run to the back and hope for the best at that point. Everyone's on their own, may the odds be forever in your favor.