Like many of you, I grew up despising the thick patches of hair above my eyes. I would stare at them in the mirror for hours, silently wishing I could shave them off and start over again with prettier, thinner brows. Fortunately for me though, thick, unruly brows have suddenly become all the rage, making me appreciate my wild eyebrows more than ever. Here’s what I think our crazy brows would say if they could talk.
1. Please stop plucking the heck out of us.
It’s pretty easy to become tweezer happy, especially when your brows aren’t cooperating. Trust me though, you’ll definitely regret it when half your eyebrow suddenly disappears.
2. I know we’re pretty expensive to maintain, but aren’t we so worth it?
Spending $10 a month waxing or threading certainly adds up after a while but I guess that’s a fair price to pay to look fabulous.
3. Appreciate us.
Not everyone has such naturally wonderful brows, appreciate them while you have them!
4. Sorry for misbehaving every once in a while.
Thick eyebrows can truly be a hassle sometimes and I’m sure they would apologize for their suckiness if they could.
5. Stop hating us.
They make you look ten times fiercer than you normally would, stop with all the hatred!
