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5 Things Trump has Said that Might Shock YOU!!

Has the Republican Candidate Gone TOO far with these Comments?

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5 Things Trump has Said that Might Shock YOU!!
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  1. Hillary, ok, she doesn’t know how she would stop all the aliens from coming in. She has never held an office as high as the Emperor of Jupiter, like me. And I wasn't just Emperor, ok, I was the best Emperor, a terrific Emperor. I was voted best Emperor 10 years in a row, alright? That’s yuge. No one in the history of the Milky Way can say that. I am the most qualified, ok, the MOST qualified in galactic politics. Ok, you give her a map, she can’t even point to Jupiter on a map. The mother of ISIS doesn't even know that Jupiter is under Madagascar. It’s shameful.
  2. People ask me, Donald the Incredible, they ask me they ask, Where have all the unicorns gone? Donald, you sexy fuck, where are all the dragons? Well, I have disheartening news. Ok? It is so disheartening I almost don’t want to say it. It’s almost as though I am just letting shit pour out of my mouth to not only dance around the issue but to fill time, but I am not, it really is just so disheartening. China. China, ok? China lied about the climate change so that we would stop using our factories, so we would just walk out of them with the machines still on, and they rounded up all the dragons and the unicorns, Xi Jinping, I saw him I said, What is that shit, a tumor horse? And he said to me, Donny, baby, it’s a unicorn. I told them to return them, but he said he was too afraid to return them to the birthplace of ISIS.
  3. I can believe it’s not butter, alright? I’ve believed it was not butter since before the first churn was made. That’s the liberals for you. They rig the interwebs to say that I can’t believe it’s not butter, they even go so far as to put it on the side of the tubs, ok? But I saw right through their shit since day one. I turned to the 12-year-old I was fucking at the time and I said, This shit isn’t butter. Go ahead, ask her. But don’t ask her her age.
  4. I’m not just going to build a wall, ok? I am going to build a wall, it’s going to be the most capitalist wall you’ve ever seen, alright? There will be a Starbucks built into it every 300 feet, with a McDonald’s every mile. But I am going to take it a step further, alright? I am going to build a wall around every building in Mexico. They can’t jump over our wall if they have their own walls to jump over. We have to stop this problem at the source. I have a plan to strengthen all Mexican uterine walls, but that will be a few years in the making, but it’s going to be great. The greatest. So great.
  5. No ma’am, you’re too drunk, I don’t think coitus would be right. You're not coherent enough to give consent.
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