Those of you at DeSales who have gone outside in the past two weeks should have seen the new catholic landmark of the University, Christ the Teacher. This 18 foot 5,000 lb bronze statue is marked with some controversy. People all over campus are debating questions like: Is it a masterpiece or an eyesore? Should the school have spent money to purchase another statue, when certain facilities could have been given a much needed upgrade? Despite what you think of the statue, here are 5 things the Christ the Teacher statue looks like.
5. Kylo Ren
The blank expression, the flowing hair blowing in the wind. It was suppose to be the Lord, but no one said it was going to be a Sith Lord
4. Tom Berenger
If you are wondering who this is, he was the guy in that baseball movie where Charlie Sheen had a mo-hawk. Anyway, I can't take credit for this one. Thanks to the person, who pointed it out. You know who you are
3. Daryl Hall from Hall and Oats
Maybe Christ the Teacher is here to teach us the ways of 80's pop rock.
2. The Sherminator
He's a sophisticated Christ statue sent back in time to change the future for one lucky campus. If you don't know what this is from, I don't want to know you.
And the number one thing the Christ the Teacher statue looks like is...
1. The Return the Slab Ghost- Courage the Cowardly Dog