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5 Songs Proving The Weeknd Is A F*ckboy

There's a reason why he only calls when it's half past five.

Christina Monroe
Sep 14, 2015
University of Central Florida
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5 Songs Proving The Weeknd Is A F*ckboy

The Weeknd, aka Abel Tesfaye, has made recent news due to his new relationship with model Bella Hadid. The Weeknd, 25, has been photographed leaving an NYC club with the model, 18, which has the Internet in an uproar due to their age gap. This grotesque "romance" isn't the only thing problematic about The Weeknd though. He generates (alebit, catchy) music using the same myopic lens over and over again, brushing over topics like drugs, sex and..more sex, severely limiting himself as an artist.

The Weeknd's behavior and lyrics have lead me to believe he is the textbook definition of a f*ckboy.

If that isn't enough proof, here are five songs that show, beyond doubt, that The Weeknd is indeed a f*ckboy.

1. Initiation

"I got a test for you/ You said you want my heart/ Well, baby you can have it all/ There's just something that I need from you/ Is to meet my boys/ I got a lot of boys."

Are we really surprised that the man who was featured on "Crew Love" is literally asking his lady to, well, love the crew?

2. The Party & The Afterparty

"Ringtone on silent/ And if she stops, then I might violent/ No call is worth stoppin'/ So, momma please stop callin'."

So..let me get this straight..Abel's down to get "violent" if his mother calls him mid-coitus? Interesting or nah?

3. The Hills

"I'mma let you know and keep it simple/ Tryna keep it up don't seem so simple/ I just fucked two bitches 'fore I saw you/ And you gon' have to do it at my tempo."

WHY IS HE SEEING OTHER WOMEN BEFORE HE SEES YOU? WHY IS HE SO CASUAL ABOUT THESE ENCOUNTERS? WHY, ABEL? WHY? *screams*

4. Kiss Land

"When I got on stage, she swore I was six feet tall/ But when she put it in her mouth she can't seem to reach my ball."

*gags* Do I even need to explain?

5. Gone

"Cuz I'm numb from the neck down/ You won't know that I can't feel it/ I can win a fuckin' Oscar/ By the way I fuckin' hid it."

Wow. Another emotionless man in the world? I've never heard that trope. Cool.

Listen, ladies...any dude can be a f*ckboy— even one as rich and famous as The Weeknd. Just remember: if it looks like a f*ckboy and it flirts like a f*ckboy, it's definitely a f*ckboy and once a f*ckboy always a f*ckboy, so do not f*ck that boy.

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