There are two types of people in this world: those who wake up wide-eyed and bushy-tailed, and those like me. I despise the word "morning," and anything that I'm supposed to attend before 10:00 A.M. makes me antsy. Both types of people are ridiculously annoyed by the other type. If you for some strange reason can't decide if you are a morning person or not, see if you identify with these five statements.
1. Your first thought every morning is "Do I really have to get up already?"
8:00, 9:00, 10:00, whatever it is, it comes too early. You're never one to be an early riser, and you see those who are as descendants of alien life forms.
2. Five more minutes is never enough.
Even when you have the rare five minutes, you just want five more. You believe that you can never get too much sleep.
3. Anyone who tries to wake you up must have a death wish.
The only time in your life that you are known to be violent is when you are being woken up. Those who are courageous enough to attempt to wake you must be on their toes.
4. Anything that requires you to be out of bed before 8:00 is terrifying.
Breakfast dates? Nope. 8:45 classes? Definitely not.
5. No questions are allowed until you've had coffee and/or been awake for a minimum of two hours.
You become a rampaging monster when someone bombards you with questions before your feet hit the floor. You have zero patience or filter when you aren't completely awake, so you're definitely not responsible for what is said.
