I don't know about you guys, but where I live, it is still snowing in March. It will still be snowing in May. I live in Wyoming, maybe you've heard of it, but you probably haven't. If you have you would know that it is cold, and windy, well pretty much all of the time. So let me just tell you, we take our spring breaks seriously here.

1. Spring break planning begins months ahead of time, usually sometime right after school starts.

You need all of that time to guilt trip even more of your friends into going with you, after all, no one is going to Mexico on spring break by themselves.

2. By the time spring break comes around you are going to be so ready to GTFO of whatever cold place you live in, and hit the beach.

College also sucks spring semester because spring break is the only actual break you get...

3. Spring break is important because it slightly encourages you to workout. Not that you will, or need to, but the thought crosses your mind

But let's face it like 2% of people are gonna be hitting the gym before spring break where it will actually make a difference...

4. Even if you're not going to a beach for spring break, it is a whole week of uninterrupted nothingness.

Well hopefully.

5. And last but not least, we've all been there, we stayed home for spring break, or we worked for spring break. You want to know how that always ends up working out for you? Well ya see it doesn't because you're sad because all you do is sit and watch all of your friends have great spring breaks that they have posted all over social media. Go on spring break, don't do that to yourself...

Now I am a nice person and would never want you all to be sad, so go forth. Enjoy your spring break, get very tan, eat all of the food, do all of the things.

I'll be enjoying myself in Cancun.