1. Chicken nuggets don’t judge.
You can eat them when you are happy with friends, or alone in your dark room while you cry. Chicken nuggets don’t care, there is absolutely no judgement here!
2. They’ll never ignore your calls or texts.
Maybe that’s because most chicken nuggets aren’t in possession of their own cell phone, but I’d like to believe that it’s really just because they love you enough not to be so rude.
3. They will never let you down.
Chicken nuggets are always exactly what you want, every time.
4. “No” is not in their vocabulary.
How often are we disappointed by our parents telling us "No," when we ask to stay out past curfew? Well chicken nuggets won't ever tell us no! They're even around late at night when we love them most.
5. There are so many different dipping sauces.
People are so unpredictable with their moods, one moment they’re hot buffalo and the next they’re cool ranch. But with chicken nuggets, it is always up to you.
