Halloween might be over in most places, but it’s always the right time for Amazon window shopping. So before the holidays come around, let's say one last 'hoorah' to Halloween by taking a look at five of the most hilarious, and terrible, costumes I could find on Amazon.
5) Inflatable Body Suit
I'm not sure why this costume exists. This body suit uses a small motor to inflate, hand washable, and fits most adults. It comes in various colors, and ranges from $2429 to $55.93. This costume could work for Halloween, but might be scary for the wrong reasons. The model looks a little to happy for my taste.
4) Gorilla Suit
The adult gorilla suit isn’t new. But this one caught my interest because of the model’s sick denim. Whether you want to be King Kong or Harambe, this costume's got you covered. The jeans are probably optional.
3) Scary Corn
Have you ever been afraid of corn? Neither have I, but designer out there thinks it’s pretty scary. This scary corn mask is $14.99, and the description claims that this mask is “perfect for a fun meme.” I really don't know what that means. Is scary corn a meme now? So buy this mask to keep your meme game strong, I guess.
2) Toad Costume
Remember those mushroom headed freaks from Super Mario Brothers? Well now you can be one of those! The description reads, “fun, colorful, inventive design to put you in the world of role play!” I don’t know about that, but you can just barely see the model's face through the mask, an that is just great.
1) Milk
Do you ever feel lost? Well, with this milk costume will help somebody find you. This costume is great because it’s not scary, nor is it relevant. But for some reason, it still manages to be sold out for Halloween. True art, in every sense of the word.
