1. Kareem Abdul Jabbar in 'Airplane!'
In the cult classic, 'Airplane!', Joey visits the cockpit. After some "subtle" pedophilic remarks from the pilot, he invites Joey to stay in the cabin. Once the flight attendant leaves, Joey looks over at the co-pilot, Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Joey recognizes him, but Kareem insists his name is Roger Murdock. Joey begins talking about how his dad thinks the Lakers' star doesn't try hard enough. Kareem snaps, but quickly pulls Joey in and tells him what's what.
"I'm out there busting my buns every night!"
2. Bob Barker in 'Happy Gilmore'
In the movie, 'Happy Gilmore', an unstable ex-hockey player shifts his career to pro-golf. During a celebrity tournament, Happy is teamed up with Bob Barker, the host of 'The Price is Right'. After being repeatedly taunted by a man in the crowd, Happy's performance worsens. The two begin arguing and after a remark from Bob, Happy gets pissed. He punches Bob in the face - resulting in a hilarious fist fight between them.
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
3. Tom Cruise in 'Tropic Thunder'
During 'Tropic Thunder', Rick Peck barges into Les Grossman's office. Peck demands that Les (Tom Cruise) review his client's contract. During their squabble, Peck receives a call from Tugg's phone. However, it isn't his client, but actually his kidnappers, Flaming Dragon. They demand a ransom from Peck, then Les Grossman barges in. He takes the phone and shows them who's boss.
"First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!"
4. Steve Buscemi in 'The Wedding Singer'
In 'The Wedding Singer', Steve Buscemi's character, Dave, is giving a drunken toast at his brother's wedding. It starts out sincere, but quickly turns into a fit of depressing jealousy. Labeled as "the screwed up one", Dave talks about how their father thinks his brother, Harold, is "the dependable one". Rehashing old memories, Buscemi brings up touchy subjects, like picking up prostitutes in Puerto Rico. Quickly interrupting, Robbie (Adam Sandler), takes the microphone away from the best man. However, Dave picks up a guitar and begins playing. Robbie acknowledges this, leading Dave to say more hilariously spiteful words toward his father.
"That's cause I'm the best guitar player in the wooorld!"
5. Everyone in the opening credits of 'Austin Powers in Goldmember'
The opening credits of 'Austin Powers in Goldmember', open on Dixie (Gwyneth Paltrow) being chased by a helicopter. An intense sequence of stunts are shown as Austin (Tom Cruise) rescues her. After an intimate kiss, Dr. Evil (Kevin Spacey) and Mini Me (Danny DeVito) are revealed. Admittedly, they are actually on a movie set. With director, Steven Spielberg, in his chair, he turns to ask the real Austin Powers (Mike Myers) what he thinks. Austin is excited that his life is being turned into a movie, but he has a few suggestions for the director.
"Hey, assholes! I'm right over here! I'm Mini Me! Come and get me!"
