1. Why did I go out last night?

There is nothing like morning airband practices during Greek Week. Your airband chairs are yelling at you because your kickline kicks aren't high enough, however, you are probably still drunk from the night before and if you kick any higher you know you'll go down.

2. Shoot, I have to be in a unitard in a week.

In between the kickline and the finale practice, an awful thought hits you. You are going to be wearing a unitard. You are now having regrets from all of the Jimmy John's, Dominos or Taquitos you ate this weekend.

3. Um, excuse me, you want me to put my leg where?

Once again, your airband chairs forget that, unlike them, you haven't danced since you were in kindergarten and your mom signed you up for ballet. They tell you that when you kick, your leg should get close to your face and to you that sounds like the most painful feeling in the world. You also question how on earth it is even possible.

4. I forget what comes next.

There is nothing like the moment you forget what comes next in your dance, and you stand there frozen looking like a deer in headlights. It gets really awkward, but next time it happens to you don't feel bad -- it happens to all of us.

5. Let's do this right so they stop yelling.

You've run through your whole dance seven times, already, and your airband chairs keep yelling at you that it still looks like a hot mess. You know it's time to channel your inner Beyonce and kill it so, maybe, they will let you out five minutes early.