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46 Thoughts Every Girl Has In A Public Restroom

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46 Thoughts Every Girl Has In A Public Restroom
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Public bathrooms are a hit or miss. And since we're ladies, meaning that we literally take forever in the bathroom, there's usually a line. While they may not be the cleanest place to take care of business, they're there when you need them the most. This one goes out to all of the ladies and the usual occurrences we experience in the girls' room.


1. Gotta pee. Gotta pee. Gotta pee.

2. Thank God for bathrooms.

3. *Random girl holds open door.* Aw see, girls can be nice to one another.

4. Gotta check myself out in this mirror as I walk by.

5. And that heavenly floor-length mirror.

6. Actually, all of the mirrors.

7. You’re killin’ it today, killin’ it.

8. *Opens first stall.* Wow, pee on the seat? How is that even possible? Wipe that stuff up ladies.

9. *Opens second stall.* Oh my god really?

10. *Opens third stall.* Finally. Clean.

11. Lockin that door.

12. And a hook for my purse? Yes.

13. You’re not sitting on this dirty bathroom floor today miss purse!

14. Squat?

15. Sit?

16. But honestly the seat is clean. It won’t kill me.

17. And I’ve had a long day.

18. Definitely sitting.

19. Why is there such a big gap between the doors?

20. This is actually glorious rn, I’ve been holding this literally all day.

21. Why is that girl just sitting in the stall so quiet?

22. She probably has to poop and is waiting for me to get done so she can be alone.

23. Ugh, just poop girl if you gotta poop.

24. Guys are so lucky they don’t have to wipe when they pee.

25. Dadoo doo doo.

26. These jeans are so hard to get back up.

27. Homegirl is still sitting in that stall.

28. Grabbin my purse.

29. Got places to be.

30. Ok that girl definitely didn’t wash her hands before she left.

31. See, this is how everybody gets germs.

32. Ya nasty.

33. Oooo foamy soap.

34. Automatic sink too? You fancy huh?

35. Wow today is a great hair day.

36. Look at this hair.

37. I’m basically a queen today.

38. Hair queen. Queen of the hair.

39. Hand dryer? Lol that’s a joke.

40. Yes. Paper towels.

41. *Trash can toss*

42. One last mirror check.

43. That girl definitely saw me look at myself again.

44. I swear I’m not self absorbed.

45. Swear.

46. *Giggles and apologizes for almost bumping into another girl as you leave.*

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