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45 Thoughts Every Girl Has When Putting On Makeup

It's not as easy as we make it seem.

Lexi Wachal
Jan 16, 2017
Harper College
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45 Thoughts Every Girl Has When Putting On Makeup
Jen Durfey

Every morning, you can expect to find a few girls slaving away over their mirror, trying to perfect the best brow. Little does everyone know, there's a lot of thought that goes into the best face. Lucky for you, I'm here to tell you what really goes on when a girl does her makeup.


1. Ok here it goes, I'm gonna start now

2. What am I doing?

3. I'll just watch one tutorial

4. *20 minutes and four tutorials later* Wait, what am I doing?

5. I HAVE UNDER AN HOUR BEFORE I NEED TO LEAVE OK I'M STARTING NOW

6. Ok step one, gotta prime

7. What's even in primer?

8. How does this help my face? It feels like an oil spill

9. I wonder if rich people use special brushes for primer

10. Am I gross for using my hands?

11. Oh well.

12. Well, now that I look mildly greasy but prepped time to start

13. So let's just smear this foundation all over

14. Well now I'm two colors

15. It's fine, just blend into the neck

16. Now beat yourself in the face with this tiny sponge

17. GREAT

18. Ok now just conceal all the problem areas

19. So everything

20. Tiny sponge again

21. Look I'm Kim K, I can contour

22. Oh no I can't

23. Ok, so just set everything with some powder

24. And time to pick a palette for my eyes

25. Throw these colors on here

26. Now blend until your eyes bleed

27. Throw some glitter on there

28. PERFECT!

29. Pray for me as I attempt to do winged liner

30. Ok this eye turned out great

31. This eye… Not so much

32. Mascara, the one part I don't mess up

33. Time to throw some brows on

34. These brows are definitely sisters, not twins

35. And lipstick!

36. What color even goes with this

37. OH GOD THEY'RE TOO BIG

38. Whatever I'll rock it

39. Now put some glitter highlight everywhere

40. I want Jeffree Star to see me all the way from California

41. A “light” mist of spray

42. FINISHED

43. Wait

44. Is that

45. A SMUDGE.

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