There’s nothing to do here.

Maybe I should watch 1,000 episodes of Netflix.

I literally just watched everything on Netflix.

What do I do now?

Should I sleep?

It’s like 8 p.m. I can’t sleep.

Where are my parents?

My parents are cooler than me.

Did you guys seriously go to dinner without me?

Cool, my friends are back.

Cool, my friends made other friends.

Cool.

I’ll just eat everything in the whole house, ever.

I won’t eat the whole bag of Hersheys kisses.

Yes, I will.

Let’s play how many times can I tell my mom where I’m going.

Thanks for that eighth reminder to clean, Mom.

Dad, I can handle it.

Dad, I know what I’m doing.

Dad!

Finally, a shower with good water pressure.

I love not sleeping on a twin bed.

When do I move back to school?

I miss my friends.

I want to go back to school.

I never want to go back to school break is great.

Seriously stop making food, Mom.

How can I be so full and want food so bad.

One more episode of Netflix won’t kill me.

Yes, Netflix, I want to continue watching.

When’s Christmas again?

Yeah, Aunt Carol, school is great.

Ask me about my GPA one more time.

Don’t ask me how the parties are, Grandpa.

My aunt just offered me a drink.

Do I cringe when I drink it?

They have to know, right?

Still at the kid’s table.

Maybe I should try the adults table.

Nope, they ask too many questions.

Since when am I too old for presents?

School’s great, Grandma.

Yes Netflix, I want to continue watching.