1. "Can I make this jump?"

2. "If I can't at least I have nine lives"

3. "I'm gonna go nap."

4. "I'm gonna rub myself on all the furniture to mark my territory"

5. "And I'm gonna rub myself against my human's legs because why not?"

6. "Why doesn't everyone clean their butt with their tongue?"

7. "I swear there is something in this wall. So I'm just gonna stare at it."

8. "Human doesn't seem busy at all, let me just sit on his laptop keyboard."

9. "I think I'm going to go nap."

10. "I wonder where human hid the cat nip."

11. "Is that rain?"

12. "Is that thunder?"

13. "Excuse me while I hid under the couch."

14. "If you leave the window open, I will sit there and pretend I live outdoors."

15. "I would hate to live outdoors all the time."

16. "I think it is nap time."

17. "Rain is stupid."

18. "I think the vacuum is only used to scare me."

19. "If you step on my tail by accident, I will kill you."

20. "Is there someone at the door?"

21. "Should I run and hide or walk up to that person?"

22. "A nap sounds good right about now."

23. "Spiders, I will get you and eat you."

24. "Oh, you wanted to sit in this chair?"

25. "Sorry, this is mine."

26. "I ran because I heard plastic."

27. "Plastic means treats right?"

28. "I wonder why humans don't nap as much?"

29. "Trash is better than those expensive toys."

30. "Oh, you just did this laundry? I'm gonna sit on it anyways."

31. "Why is outside so weird?"

32. "I wonder if that grass tastes good?"

33. "Human took my napping spot. How about no."

34. "Why don't you understand my meows?"

35. "I want more food. Duh."

36. "I'm gonna run around the house really fast."

37. "Why did I come in here again?"

38. "I'm gonna catch some Zs"

39. "I love holidays because that means there will me decorations to play with."

40. "The cat box was too dirty so of course I pooped on the floor."

41. "Did I hear something in the wall?"

42. "This empty box is now mine forever."

43. "I think it is time for another nap.