1. You know where all of the bathrooms are (AKA the secret really clean ones).
2. You have a Disney Walk: you know how to "shoot the gap" or "bob and weave" in large crowds.
3. You're ashamed to be seen with a map or with anyone who has a map.
4. You've gone to Disneyland spontaneously at 9pm or even later.
5. You own one or more pairs of ears.
6. You have the Haunted Mansion introduction memorized word for word.
7. You're not surprised when Thunder Mountain is closed.
8. You've gone to Disneyland just to hang out, not to ride rides.
9. You've gotten stuck on multiple rides, multiple times.
10. You know the prime time to get on a ride is during the fireworks.
11. You have "Mousewait" on your phone.
12. You have the parade schedule memorized.
13. You know where most of the hidden Mickeys are but still continue to search for more.
14. You go on Splash Mountain even in the winter.
15. You and all your friends have annual passes.
16. You're okay with being the third wheel and riding in a seat alone.
17. You've been a single rider.
18. You know how to walk back to the parking structure when the tram lines are too long (always).
19. You know where Club 33 is.
20. You have a go-to Disneyland outfit, consisting of something comfortable as well as a sweatshirt for nighttime.
21. The first thing you do when you get to the park is get a Fastpass for Space Mountain, California Screaming, Tower of Terror, or the like.
22. You know all the punch lines on the Jungle Cruise (but really appreciate when you hear a new joke).
23. The whistle you hear at the entrance gates when they scan your pass evokes happiness.
24. You can tell who is and isn't a tourist merely by the shoes they're wearing.
25. You use the different smells at Disneyland to describe a smell elsewhere.
26. You have a go-to ride picture face.
27. You know what actions will cause your ride photo to be removed.
28. You stay in line even when they say the ride is undergoing technical difficulties.
29. You bring your own food into the park.
30. You guess which segment will come next on Star Tours.
31. You love Dole whip.
32. You don't own a "First Time at Disneyland" button.
33. You have no patience for Rubberneckers/Mall People: groups who stop in the middle of the walkways, most commonly seen before, during, or after a parade or the fireworks.
34. You've ridden the swinging cart on the Ferris Wheel.
35. You know that only California Adventure sells alcohol.
36. You know you don't have to get a hand stamp to get back into the park if you have an annual pass.
37. You've danced or skipped through the park before.
38. You took pictures in the CALIFORNIA of the California Adventure sign before it was taken down.
39. You've accompanied someone on their first trip to Disneyland in promise you will make their experience perfect.
40. You've gone to Disneyland while it's raining.
41. Disneyland being a heavy factor in whether or not you ever move away.





































