It's a big day, for whatever reason, and it's time to get up and get ready. Sometimes we wake up ready to take on the world, but most of the time, our motivation is lacking. Either way, we've all been through the harrowing stages of waking up and getting ready in the morning, especially when we have a big day ahead of us!
Here are the 40 thoughts we have while getting ready for a big day.
1. I know the alarm is coming, but I refuse to open my eyes until it does.
2. Seriously, why am I even thinking about the alarm going off right now? I should still be sleeping.
3. I know it's coming. I can't do this.
4. THERE IT IS.
5. Why did I think I needed two hours to get ready? It's only a wedding.
6. I need to avoid all mirrors before I get into the shower. Not trying to see the damage of a poor night's sleep right now.
7. Of course I'm just now realizing that I left my razor at my parents' house this weekend.
8. I cannot wear that dress with hairy legs!
9. Is pantyhose still a thing?
10. Oh god, my armpits too...
11. Pantsuits are cool now, right?
12. Nah, there's no way I can pull that off.
13. I'm just never going to get out of the shower and say that I'm deathly ill.
14. Actually, that's not an option. The groom's brother is single and I've been waiting for this day my whole life.
15. Alright, that's slightly dramatic, but he's perfect and I need to be there.
16. Also for my friend getting married, I guess.
17. SNAP OUT OF IT, GIRL!
18. Holy crap, I just spent 32 minutes in the shower.
19. Now I have to rush. This is why we can't have nice things.
20. Okay, time to look in the mirror and see what we're working with.
21. I'm a monster.
22. This is worse than I thought. CODE RED.
23. Luckily, I'm #blessed with two new pimples this morning.
24. There goes another tube of cover up.
25. I swear, one day my skin will be flawless and I will be a goddess.
26. It will be a Taylor Swift style transformation!
27. Don't you love when the makeup all over your hands gets on everything you touch?
28. Including the dress I'm supposed to wear...
29. Oh my god, I can't wear this now.
30. Back to scavenging in my roommate's closet!
31. Where the hell is that purple lace romper she wore to semi-formal?
32. Ugh, I am so bloated and it's not going to fit.
33. How is it not here, she wore it a week ago!
34. Ah, I knew I would find you, sneaky!
35. Ew, it smells like sweat and beer.
36. A little perfume never hurt anyone, am I right?
37. Wait, YES. This is perfect. Outfit on FLEEK, for sure.
38. I better get a good Instagram later.
39. I have to leave in 15 minutes?! How did time go by that fast?
40. OH MY GOD, I forgot about my hair...
