Here are 40 thoughts that every female college athlete has had.
1. Why did I sign up for an 8:30 a.m. class? Oh yeah, practice.
2. I can't feel my legs. Is that normal?
3. Practice is canceled! There is a God.
4. Sit down, and do some homework. Come on girl, you've got this.
5. Cramp. Cramp. Oh my gosh, cramp!
6. Maybe I should call my mom and tell her how I did at practice today.
7. Sweats or jeans? Who are we kidding. This isn't even a question.
8. My practice shirt smells so bad.
9. Another lap? Seriously?
10. I wonder if anybody has a tampon?
11. Did I put on deodorant?
12. I wish I could just Netflix and relax.
13. I can dress like a normal person today, no practice.
14. Whoever scheduled 7 a.m. lift is a sick, sick person.
15. I don't understand any of the material from this chapter.
16. Do not forget a sports bra this time.
17. I should probably wear a headband.
18. *cries*
19. Stop sending stuff to the group message.
20. I really need new tennis shoes.
21. I hate (insert sport here).
22. Team bonding!
23. I love (insert sport here).
24. It's snowing outside. Do we still have practice?
25. National Championships? Ohhhh yeah.
26. I hate (insert sport here).
27. I really do think coach is crazy.
28. Coach really knows what he/she is talking about!
29. If I go to bed now, I will get three hours of sleep for tomorrow. Perfect!
30. Does a five-minute nap help?
31. Ball is life.
32. Hey, look! We have four fans today. New record.
33. So. Hungry. Find. Food.
34. Only my teammates understand me.
35. Movie Friday night? Of course, I have (insert sport here).
36. Why did I think that high school athletics were hard?
37. I hate running.
38. Three hours of practice down, two more to go.
39. What would I do without my teammates?
But, even with all of the pain, every female athlete still thinks...
40. I'm so glad I decided to play (insert sport here) in college.
