40 Hilarious But True Thoughts Every College Senior Has
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40 Hilarious But True Thoughts Every College Senior Has

Will my grad cap actually fit?

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40 Hilarious But True Thoughts Every College Senior Has
Pete Souza

1. I'm not a morning person...Ugh I don't want to get up.

2. Do I have to go to class?

3. Did I actually do the homework?

4. WHY are you walking so SLOW? Seriously. Walk FASTER.

5. Ugh, gross PDA. Seriously, go get a room.

6. Stairs. There's so many flipping stairs in this building.

7. Why did I come to lecture? There's 5232356263 other things I could be doing right now.

8. I wouldn't actually do any of those things let's be honest.

9. It's such a nice day, I'm going to try to stay outside for as long as I can.

10. It's such a shoddy day. Why am I outside?

11. Yeah, wind, just blow me away.

12. *crossing the crosswalk* Go on hit me, you won't. You'd be doing me a favor.

13. Okay how many weeks/days/hours/minutes until graduation?

14. Will my grad cap actually fit? (To be determined)

15. Is that guy...looking at me? Heeeeeeey.

16. Is that...no that's not. I don't know them never mind.

17. Oh my God stop staring at me. I will stare into the depths of your soul.

18. Oh heeeeeeeeeeey friend! *ah jeez, who are you? How do I know you?*

19. Oh no people are tabling in the union. Don't make eye contact. I don't want to talk to you right now...

20. I really want ice cream right now.

21. Do I have ice cream?

22. Ugh, I just want to sleep. Just let me sleep.

23. I kind of want to start working out. Use the WRC, I mean, my tuition money is going toward it.

24. Let's be honest, when would I have time to workout?

25. Night class was such a bad idea.

26. When is this even due?

27. I wish it was still basketball season.

28. Ugh I miss sports ball.

29. I should watch a movie. *forgets literally every movie I've ever heard of*

30. I don't know what is going on in class anymore. I need a drink.

31. Aw man Friday night's going to be LIT.

32. How early is too early to go to out?

33. I'm so hungry. Why am I so hungry?

34. Wow I haven't done anything except watch trick shot videos and scroll through social media.

35. Do I need to do laundry?

36. Should I actually put in effort to look nice tomorrow or will I just end up looking like trash?

37. Wait. What's even going on tomorrow? Do I have any meetings or...?

38. I should try to go to bed at a decent time.

39. *3AM* Hahahahahaha what is sleep?

40. What am I even doing with my life?

And then it all starts again.

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