There is very limited time between waking up and leaving in the morning for class, but there is more than enough time to analyze every detail about my morning. I have several thoughts on almost a daily basis. They range from what I'm going to eat for breakfast to if it is socially acceptable to keep wearing the same shorts. The mornings are not easy. Here are the 40 thoughts I have before I leave for class in the morning.
1. Is it time to get up already?
Why are alarms so loud in the morning?
2. Am I sure I don't have five more minutes to sleep?
3. No, I don't have more time to sleep.
4. Should I shower this morning?
5. Do I have time to shower this morning?
6. No... I'll shower tonight.
7. Is it acceptable to wear these shorts two days in a row?
8. Different people will see me today, so I'm going to wear them.
*shrugs*
9. Is my hair greasy?
10. Should I wear a hat?
11. I'll wear the hat.
12. Which naked palette should I do my eyes in?
13. Is my eyeliner even?
14. No... It's not.
15. Okay I'll redo one.
16. Still not even.
17. Screw the wings.
18. Is my makeup blended enough?
19. Is that the time?
20. Crap.
21. I've got to go.
Nothing like the panic of running out of time in the morning.
22. But I haven't had breakfast.
23. I'll just get a bagel from Einsteins.
24. Did I have homework due today?
25. Probably.
26. Oh well.
27. Is this class even worth going to?
28. Yes.
RIP to me.
29. The professor takes attendance.
30. I wonder if my roommate will notice that I wore her necklace today.
31. And used her perfume.
It just smells so nice.
32. Why is there no milk?
33. Where is everyone?
34. There's no sense in rushing now, I'm going to be late anyway.
I'll just carry on taking my time.
35. Should I drive to class?
36. No... I'll get a parking ticket.
37. But will I really.
Probably.
38. Walk.
39. Did I brush my teeth?
40. I hope this class is worth this.
But is it ever really?
