It's finally here! Season 4 of "Orange Is The New Black" has finally been released on Netflix! While I know that I'll likely watch the entire season in a matter of only a couple of days (like a completely normal, sane human), I thought that I would take a bit of time to cherish the first episode and take note on a few thoughts that while first watching Season 4.

When we last left our friends at Litchfield Penitentiary, the escapees were swimming in a lake beyond the missing fences, Alex was trapped in a bad situation in the greenhouse after weeks of paranoia, the original guards had called it quits, and a lot of new inmates were arriving to their new home.

Alright, Netflix, I expect nothing short of perfection this season. Here are some thoughts that we all had after pushing "play" on the Season 4 premiere.

1. Wow, OK, they definitely did not shorten the theme song and credits. Super.
2. Still waiting for the theme song to end.
3. Yay crazy lady with glasses! Yay!
4. A murder in the first 10 seconds? They aren’t messing around this season.
5. Oh, Caputo. Poor Caputo.
6. Well, Piper is already annoying.
7. I forgot that Chang was awesome.
8. Most uncomfortable couple ever.
9. “Oh, I like the kitty with the heart eyes!” Me too, NSA lady. Me too.
10. I’m so weirdly happy for Crazy Eyes right now.
11. Did she just say “floobies?”
12. Wow. They went there with the Cosby thing.
13. More people more drama!
14. I don’t need new, I need Nicky!
15. I also don’t need to know about their wet underwear.
16. Seriously.
17. A shoe?
18. Yes, Piper is definitely annoying.
19. "Orange Is The New Black" is taking on serious issues…
20. Oh…oh she licked a house. It was really cute until she licked the house.
21. Ah, the girl is crazy.
22. She’s doing a lot of blinking. Super crazy.
23. Judy, you player.
24. First Pornstache, now Rudebeard.
25. Is John Bennett coming back? I still have questions!
26. “I get attached so I gotta be careful.” Joel the maintenance guy is getting a little too real. I forgot if he was OK or not.
27. Wait, he put away Nicky. Not OK.
28. Piper, really, stop.
29. Just when you start to feel for Caputo, he does something kind of gross.
30. Maybe they can stomp on the Pennsatucky's rapist's neck.
31. OK, his eyes opened. That was terrifying.
32. Stay dead.
33. Seriously, are they really not going to bring back Nicky?
34. You don’t talk to Red like that, beard guy!
35. Healy barked and now I’m uncomfortable again.
36. That casual moment when you find a dead body.
37. I’m really not going to like Piper this season.
38. They're really not messing around. My goodness.
39. No mention of Nicky, no mention of Sophia, and no mention of John Bennett. I can't just stop now.
40. So now I have to spend the next 12 hours of my life binge-watching. Thanks, Netflix.