These one liners are something that every sister has used with another sister, or in a house full of girls- even with your mom, too.
Any house full of girls will fully understand how hard sharing clothes, shoes and makeup can be. Not to mention half of your wardrobe disappearing overnight and seeing your little sisters friends wearing your clothes.
You also know you have a little sister when you come home in the morning and her friends are sleeping in your bed. Here's a pro tip to being the big sister: be the fun one!
1. Get out of my room.
For the 900th time, please!!
2. Hurry up, we are late!
Is this even a surprise at this point?
3. Have you seen my shoes?
Perhaps on your feet?
4. I call shotgun.
I definitely get it because I'm the oldest
5. I call dibs on the bathroom.
6. You're taking forever!
7. I have to get ready too.
8. Are you actually wearing that?
Not that it looks terrible, but really, that?
9. Is that mine?
10. That is definitely mine.
11. Can I use that?
Basically, anything that's yours, can I borrow it since it isn't mine
12. What was that song you just played?
Definitely adding that to my playlist
13. Can I look through your closet?
a.k.a. can I wear any of your clothes that I want?
14. Did you wear my shoes today?
15. You are definitely wearing my clothes in this picture.
And this time I have picture proof
16. Will you drive me to a friends?
They are only a 35 minute drive away
17. Can you pick me up tonight?
Yeah like as late as possible would be good
18. Can you make me food?
I mean since you're up right?
19. Wanna watch Netflix?
20. Will you do my hair?
But you'll have to re do it 4 times because I want it perfect
21. Will you do my makeup?
Just like this photo I found on Pinterest, ya think you can do that?
22. Does this outfit look good?
23. What should I caption this picture?
24. Don't tell mom.
Whatever it is, let's make a truce
25. Don't tell dad.
26. Do you have any clothes I can wear?
I know I have most of your closet in my room but I still don't know what to wear
27. I'm telling mom.
Unless you make me a deal
28. Can we go shopping?
29. You owe me $5.
Actually probably more...
30. Do I look good in this picture?
31. Omg, look at this guy.
32. I love you.
On the rare occasion you hear this, don't take it for granted.
33. Please don't leave for college.
Okay, I've only heard this one once, but I hope all those other big sisters out there hear this more often!
34. Don't touch that.
35. Can we make cookies?
36. Will you spot me $10?
37. Ice cream?
38. What color should I get my nails painted?
39. Mom said we have to share this.
40. Will you take a picture of me?
And by one picture I mean 27 so that I can get the perfect picture.
