1. Attempt to cut my own hair.

2. Wear my sister's clothes without asking.

3. Make fart jokes to try and impress a guy.

4. Post a close up picture of the inside of my nose.

5. Try and jump from my roommates bed to my own.

6. Try and clean the toilet with paper towels.

7. Try and dance and drive at the same time.

8. Send my grandma a meme. (She just doesn't get it, bless her heart.)

9. Address a police officer as "yo."

10. Sing and dance to "Ice, Ice Baby," loudly on the sidewalk (or anywhere else in public.)

11. Try and wrestle my brother. He's recently gotten bigger than me.

12. Try and talk with a mouth full of water.

13. Joke with the workers in the dining hall. (They don't have much of a sense of humor.)

14. Leave my phone in the dorm.

15. Put glitter in my hair. (P.S.A folks, it doesn't come out.)

16. Try and drive with my knees.

17. Walk on the left side of the sidewalk (where people coming towards you walk...this tends to really anger people.)

18. Come up with my own nicknames for the Waffle House staff.

19. Use salt and pepper in bed. I slept in grains of salt for a good week.

20. Try and do multiple loads of laundry at once.

21. Attempt at bribing the Barberito's (local Mexican restaurant) staff.

22. Take expresso shots.

23. Walk through the dorm halls without socks or shoes. (Gross.)

24. Buy the discounted milk. (There's always a reason, people.)

25. Stay up past 2 am the night before an 8 am.

26. Drink Red Bull.

27. Wait to do an essay until the night before.

28. Have important conversations over text.

29. Start listening to Christmas music in August. (It just gets your hopes up.)

30. Leave McDonald's in a hot car.

31. Go to an Urgent Care clinic with a quarter star rating.

32. Listen to myself sing. It really kills the vibe.

33. Get the name brand ant spray...the cheap works just as well.

34. Use nail polish remover to get nail polish off of wood.

35. Try and text only with emoji's.

36. Download the app that shows you who have unfollowed/blocked you.

37. Use green nail polish.

38. Watch Nightmare on Elm Street right before bed.

39. Drink water directly from the dorm sink.

40. Sit on my glasses.