It's college. We all stress about exams, but it seems that most of us have the same thoughts before it gets down to the nitty gritty. Here are a few pre-exam thoughts that all of us have at one time or another.
(Two weeks away)
1. I'm gonna start studying now and kill this.
2. Lol, nah who am I kidding?
(One week away)
3.Okay for real this time...
4. I'm gonna start studying now and kill this.
5. Lol, nah who am I kidding?
(Four days away)
6. Third time's the charm.
7. I'm gonna start studying now and kill this.
8. Lol, nah who am I kidding?
(Day Before)
9. Wait, that's tomorrow?
10. It's okay I got this.
11. I definitely do not have this.
12. Why did I wait so long?
13. This study guide is gonna be nothing like the exam. Guaranteed.
14. (Calculates how low of grade I can get and pass)
15. I at least need a 67.2% to pass this class. Let's shoot for that.
16. Did everyone else put this off like me?
17. What can I do to not have to take it tomorrow?
18. I need caffeine.
19. What does RateMyProfessor say?
20. Should NOT have checked that.
21. It's 11:00pm already. What did I do this whole time?
22. I'm screwed.
23. Guess I'm gonna drop out now. Sorry mom.
24. Netflix and study?
25. I'm exhausted. These words look like hieroglyphics.
26. (Frantically group messages classmates) Guys, I'm not ready. Help. SOS.
27. (Gives up in shame and accepts probable fate in the morning.)
(Test Day Morning)
28. Can I study while eating?
29. Can I study while showering?
30. I don't have time for anything. Maybe someone will give me change for coffee because of how homeless I look.
31. Why on earth do we have to buy scantrons? Thousands in tuition can't buy me one of these magical pieces of paper?
32. How many shots of espresso will Starbucks give me in one drink?
33. I hope everyone bombs it so it's curved.
34. Can I still drop this class if I fail?(Walks into class)
35. Everyone looks calm. Oh no.
36. It's only 20% of my grade, no biggie.
(Professor walks in)
37. Those tests are thicker than the Bible.
38. (Insert weird superstition here)
39. He/she has to enjoy students suffering. No one can be that happy.
40. No going back now.
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