There are a lot of things I can't include in this list, but you get the point. She asks a lot of questions, and my alarm wakes her up, but not me. "ILY" is her phrase of choice, with my response being "yeah OK." Despite it all, she puts up with a lot.
1. Ugh literally it is so hot in here.
2. How do you spell Saturday?
3. If you put cardboard in the microwave, would it catch on fire?
4. I'm so tired.
5. *Waking up noise that sounds like a dying cat*
6. Can we get a puppy?
7. Ugh when is he going to kiss me?
8. Can I just go naked?
9. Sorry for breaking your wine glass.
10. If I jumped from my bed to your bed, do you think I'd make it?
11. Did you sleep through your class again?
12. Did you nap?
13. I think I'm going to nap.
14. Ugh I like him but I just really wanted to be single for a while.
15. Shannon, your alarm is going off.
16. I think he likes you, he just doesn't know how to express it.
17. You owe me.
18. I wish we had a TV.
19. Is that girl next door singing AGAIN?
20. Are you going tonight?
21. Did he kiss you?
22. Just be patient.
23. No I feel you, cry it out.
24. I went to the bathroom and some girl pooped on the wall.
25. Why do these Mississippi girls call their mommas every day?
26. Why are these girls always talking to their boyfriends on the toilet and in the shower?
27. If you come to my philanthropy event, I'll come to yours.
28. Sorry, I'm naked.
29. I got queso, you want some?
30. I put candy on your desk.
31. Did you work out?
32. Do you know how to wall twerk?
33. *unmakes my bed when it's 2 a.m. and I'm still not home*... I didn't know if you would be able to.
34. So what happened?
35. You want to go get food?
36. Slide into his DMs.
37. (at 11 p.m.) Let's go buy a fish.
38. Boys suck.
39. Do you still love me?
40. I love you.
