College sometimes (read: always) gets the best of us. It gets hard to use your brain or make sense after being in the library for six hours on a Monday night. Sometimes your brain is, like, "you're on your own, today" and leaves you to drown. Here are some examples of just exactly it means when you get College Brain:

“Did Hurricane Katrina happen?”

“Drinking doesn’t even do anything to your liver, they just say that.”

“If a tree fell onto my car my dad would probably blame me.”

“I can either eat or go out tonight.”

“I have to go to a funeral, but its going to be pretty fun, I think.”

“Can your stomach fall out?”

“I’ve been sick since the first week of January.”

“I have no idea where my car is.”

“They put Benadryl in their drinks.”

“People only voted for me because I had an American flag in my video and that would be, like, a hate crime if you didn’t.”

“You live so close to Mexico Trump will probably deport you.”

“The dining hall makes me feel like I’m at a barbecue.”

“I miss my mom.”

“I want to go home and just, like, lay down.”

“Yo, bro, gimme, like, three dollars, no dude, I need a yogurt parfait.”

“I would do anything just to see a dog right now.”

“I need to go to church, I’m not gonna, but I need to.”

“There’s a baby in the dining hall, I’m leaving.”

“You should seriously see a doctor.”

“Are these marks on the wall from a high heel?”

“I think I gave myself a concussion, by accident this time.”

“I accidentally got wicked drunk.”

“Should we start a fight?”

“Throw a drink.”

“If you see me itch my face, that means I’m itching for a scrap.”

“I did not fall on the floor in that restaurant I made a choice to be on the floor.”

“I really think my parents hate me.”

“That's pretty heteronormative of you.”

“How many beers can I drink before I’m drunk?”

“Can people drink jäger?”

“You look really bad, I’m being a friend.”

“Do you think my professor likes me, like, like likes?”

“You just let me walk around with a booger in my nose?”

“I don’t want a drink, do you think he’ll just give me the seven dollars?”

“I don’t really like my boyfriend.”

“You have throw up in your hair.”

“Where is Donald Trump taking healthcare?”

“Do you think if I call my mom she’ll come get me from the bar?”

“I’m getting cut off, not at the bar, like, by my parents I think.”

“I’m way too gay for this shit.”