By now, everyone knows that if you post anything even a little bit political on Facebook there are at least 7 of your "friends" ready to attack and tell you every reason you are wrong. Getting in a political fight on Facebook is one of the worst things to do and definitely on the bottom of my list.
1. Never go to the beach again.
2. Accidentally use salt instead of sugar in my coffee.
3. Have it rain everyday.
4. Get bitten by 45 mosquitoes every night.
5. Have to put mayo on everything I eat.
6. Pluck all my eyelashes.
7. Cut my own hair blindfolded and drunk.
8. Only watch infomercials.
9. Only use curdled milk in my cereal.
10. Eat wet cat food.
11. Be stuck on college wifi.
12. Drink toilet water.
13. Have to go to the gym.
14. Never be allowed to wear leggings again.
15. Learn Mandarin.
16. Wear sparkly eye shadow every waking moment.
17. Have Gordon Ramsay edit my school papers.
18. Only be allowed to wear camouflage.
19. Have every class start at 7 a.m.
20. Start a juice cleanse.
21. Never pet a puppy again.
22. Actually read the directions for everything.
23. Or the terms and agreements.
24. Or both.
25. Run a marathon.
26. Run at all.
27. Go to the DMV all day.
28. Swim in a shark feeding frenzy.
29. Own flip flops made out of LEGO pieces.
30. Ruin Santa for a class of first graders.
31. Take down a whole house of wallpaper.
32. Go through TSA everyday to leave the house.
33. Walk into a bees nest.
34. Lose your keys in NYC.
35. Get my face eaten off by someone on bath salts.
36. Wake up hungover every day.
37. Even when I don't drink.
38. Hot yoga.
39. Walk barefoot in a bar.
40. Get stuck in an elevator with Hilary Clinton.
